Why is it that when I’m happy I can never seem to write in this thing ( Read more... )

"I'm all up in your middle. Oooh it taste like skittles ( Read more... )

I need to just say this or I am going to scream. I Know Who Killed Me is an AMAZING movie ( Read more... )

So it's been awhile. Sorry 'bout that ( Read more... )

I was watching Masters of Horror at Nate's house the other night and it got me thinking about consumption. It's a much cooler word than tuberculosis, why don't we use it anymore ( Read more... )

2007 is almost over and as I usually do, I'd like to take a moment to look back, month by month, on the year that was. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Another Christmas come and gone. Christmas is funny, there's all this build up and then you wake up too early on Christmas morning, open your presents and then it's over. And you're left in a pile of ripped up wrapping paper and tangled tinsel thinking "Is that it?!"

"I know what you're trying to say girl. You're trying to say 'Oh yeah, that's it ( Read more... )

( I done drew me some pictures! )

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

I love spam so freaking much. I just got one and the subject line read "Stop being bald!" Yes sir. I'll get right on that ( Read more... )