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[eaterofcrayons]

It's wierd playing an Alliance character. I know where my loyalties lie, because every once in a while I'll look around and think 'Oh shit! I'm surrounded!'. It's strange watching Filthy Alliance Scum act like normal people. I keep forgetting it's because on Feathermoon I -am- one.

I'd like some help with directions to Ironforge from Auberdine.

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[scrapyard]

The male elf ears never cease to CRACK ME THE HECK UP. They BOUNCE when the elfs RUN okay, I cannot resist giggling like a schoolgirl EVERY TIME.

[scrapyard]

Oh, and directions. You have to take that road ALL THE HELL THE WAY up from Menethil, north and east into a cave. If you see dragonwhelps you are too far North. Then you through the cave to Loch Modan, where you take the road ALL THE HELL THE WAY NORTH until you pass the Argonath two big dwarf statues, you turn left at those and go through ANOTHER cave to Dun Morogh, where you will eventually find signposts that lead you to Ironforge.

[eaterofcrayons]

Yar! I've already got plans to do the tabard thing in Southshore, either to go fishing or try to do the stinkbomb quest. Might not get around to the latter, but if the former transpires I promise screenshots.
Gonna just go to Southshore's peer, cast a line, and see if I can reel something in before the Filthy Alliance Scum erase me in their multitudes.

[scrapyard]

MY BAD THAT IS A RIGHT TURN AT THE DWARF STATUES GOD I AM PATHETIC.

[thehorde]

Why the ass do you want to run to Auberdine? It's full of stinky night elven manginas. Trust me, go over to Oggrimar. Get some tequila there, punch the drunk. Maybe meet up with a nice Tauren woman and look at her udders.

Honestly, you don't /really/ want to get butt-humped by night elves, do you?

[eaterofcrayons]

Well, I don't wanna run -to- Auberdine, I want to run away from it to Ironforge, where the locals are too short to reach my bunghole with their poostabbery.
And yeah, I know where home is, but I'm slumming on this other server. Come to Mal'Ganis! Join Wrath! Names will be kicked, and ass will be taken!

[scrapyard]

Poostabbery is my new favorite word EVER.

[thehorde]

But but but I don't play WoW anymore! I got sick and tired of soloing for 54 levels and still don't wanna touch it. X(

[autarchia]

Nightelf men are like, extra extra butch, to make up for the non-butchness of their women. Or something. He's tough lookin tho, is that a guild tabard?

As to "oh shit, I'm surrounded" try being a Tauren Druid doing the quests for new forms. All that serene purple and trees scares the crap outta me, I keep waiting to run into a group of Alliance who will yank my "beaded britches of fiery wrath" right up over my horns and laugh at me.

Oh, I forgot your new characters name. Sorry I scared you earlier, but I was in the middle of Stonetalon with a group of people who couldn't type out a complete sentence without jibberish. And a groupie who consistently sheeped stuff my pet was on, like duh bitch, I can't call him back if you don't give me any notice. We died much, I ain't doing that again without teamspeak. You'll have to send Nel a tell so I can friend the new character.

Oh, and I got the pattern for the dusky leather pants. I'll be making those too, if I can ever grind out enough leather.