Ergk

[eating_chips]

Mum's taken up yoga.

You know what's good for traumatising you for life? Walking in on your mum doing a 'salute to the sun'.

A bottle of brain bleach, please.

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[yay_unicorns]

[eating_chips]

Totally 'eww', Harm. She wore one of those tight legging things. *shudder*

[yay_unicorns]

Oh my god, how EIGHTIES.

[eating_chips]

I know. I think she might of had legwarmers. I didn't look, I got the hell out of there.

[capslockophile]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS YO GA?

[eating_chips]

Something about cleansing the body and natural flow. I dunno, I don't pay any attention to her.

....Um. You're a skeleton.

[capslockophile]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF CLEANSING THE BODY AND NATURAL FLOW?

SHE IS YOUR PROGENITOR, SURELY YOU MUST PAY SOME ATTENTION.

I AM DEATH. YOU MAY CALL ME BILL.

[eating_chips]

To make you feel better, I guess.

Only enough that she doesn't think I hate her.

....Death. Right. It's scary how little that surprises me.

Bill it is then.

[thedashinghero]

I think even I could do without seeing your mom do yoga. Now you on the other hand...

[eating_chips]

It was terrible, Jack. o_o

Only if you do it, too <3

[thedashinghero]

I can imagine, even though I'd rather not. XD

<3 You know I will. ;D

[eating_chips]

There was very very tight leggings. And legwarmers.

<3 Set in stone now, then.