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HAPPY NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY SEASON!
The good thing about being politically correct, is the vague all encompassing greetings never expire.
So I'm not belated at all.

I'm physically nauseous from the lack of sleep.
Work should be fun.

I think I just realized why it is I'm moving.

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Um, infomercial on poop.
Apparently I have like 10 lbs of fecal weight.

"Do people like to look at their poop after taking your cleansing?"
Well I find that people are curious, and just have to see the product in action!

Oh and the first 300 callers get a "deep discount" and two free gifts.

I'm done trying to put out the fires, let the bridges burn.

I'm probably the only one who watches porn for the plot.

A good woman will do 70 chores around the house, cooking and 69.

Mmmmm offensive.

Hah I forgot about my old lj and I decided to jack my old icon.
God I was angry...and emaciated.