Scandal In My Wake

[eatingthebirds]

Much to my dismay, I have recently discovered that I have the singular Convent trait of Leaving Scandal In My Wake. Unwittingly. Alas, I fear the taint of the Convent will never leave me. But I am a Good Christian Schoolgirl now! Though it pains me to say that few believe it.

Thanks to the COSMIC IRONY of the universe, I enter a school filled with

Comments

[ex_dollifie]

HAHA ping i love reading your blog; it's so politically-incorectly funny

[cybermuse]

Lesbians are awesome, they have muchmuch mojo! Be not ashamed!!

[eatingthebirds]

I am not ashamed; I am VIOLATED.

'Twas good to see you, even if in passing, at YAWP. Next time, you must Protect Me from Pastry's mind-blowing sexual notions.

You and my friendly neighbourhood Doctor sound disenfranchised on your eljays. Take heart! Fortitude! The Nike Creed: JUST DO IT!

[cybermuse]

Oh YAWP, I was tired that night >_< And thanks for the kindly cheer!

[darkling_plain]

Excellent stuff! Haha your history teacher is very proud of you.

[thefairyreel]

oh crap i wanted to go for YAWP but it slipped my mind entirely. how was it?

[eatingthebirds]

When they were good, they were very very good
But when they were bad, they were horrid

from: fong your mother (HOW DO YOU EVERRRRRR PUT YOUR NAME INSIDE WITHOUT BEING ANON?!)))

[anonymous]

Hi first comment on eljay. And I can't think of any comment that wouldn't be mean to you, and I'm nice! Take heart. You can always find me if you're les, baby.