it's the caffeine from all the 5am phone calls

[eatingthebirds]

So This Is Love

BROTHER: No offence, Dad, but why did you marry Mom?

THE MOTHER: For my legs!

DAD: Let me tell you something, Son -

PING: The legs don’t last?

DAD: I married your Mother because she was mousy. And remember this, boy, the woman you marry becomes very different after marriage.

THE MOTHER: (indignant) The legs do last!

On

Comments

[kismetsays]

YOUR PARENTS ARE HILARIOUS. :D YOUR LIFE IS A DIVINE COMEDY.

[eatingthebirds]

Rapidly degenerating into an INFERNO.

THANK YOU FOR THE ESSAY. Will print, read and weep at its eloquence.

[anonymous]

That book with cats and women, it's not Kafka On The Shore is it?

[eatingthebirds]

You mean Kafka On The Shore has.... !?!?!?

Alas, no. My Brother and Father are Hardcore Sci-Fi & Fantasy fans.