TraGiC AcCiDeNt

[eatitwithaspork]

OMG!! I went to football practice, then went str8 to thye gym (wat!wat! working out getting in shape! getting those ABS!) and on my way there I was turining onto Palm when this mother fucker came outa nowhere and almost crashed into me!! Damn him/her!! I bet it was a him

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!@#$%^&*()_*&*%#%#@!

[kissablandquiet]

seriously one of these days im gonna have to kick your ass. I dont know who the F*@k u think you are but if i were you id sleep with one eye opened because i know where you live, sleep, and masterbate. j/k about the last one.

[kissablandquiet]

by the way if u had an accident it wouldnt be tragic

[eatitwithaspork]

yes, if I had an accident it would be tragic..Don't worry I already sleep with one eye opened...
wait?? masterbate??? ewww...?? as explained earlier and said by you, I get laid like 5 times a week so I wouldn't have too.