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[eatmyfood]

I've been checking out ways to make my newest recipe, which uses only common items found around the home, actually taste like food. I'm going to call it my peasant dish. I was surfing the internet for ideas and came across pictures of people who try and flatter me with pale imitations of my beauty. Like I'd spare them just because they've

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[bamfmittens]

Are you sure they'll eat it?

[eatmyfood]

I don't think you appreciate how fine my food is. Expect a snack in five minutes.

[bamfmittens]

No! No! zsdklfjsklfjsklf I appreciate it plenty. And... dslkfjlksjf I'm really full from dinner still.

[eatmyfood]

10th you need to make your subordinates feel like you care. I feel neglected.

[bamfmittens]

jsadhdhajdkhsajkdh I mean.

[bamfmittens]

D-do you know what kind of food the beastmen like to eat?

[eatmyfood]

Probably something bloody and delicious, like the Russian mafia hitmen from Siberia. My clientele is vast and eccentric, 10th.

[bamfmittens]

That makes sense...

[eatmyfood]

yes.

You didn't comment on my rabid fans. Or my beauty.

[donttreatboysry]

You'd look gorgeous no matter what you're wearing.

[eatmyfood]

UGH.

YOU!

[eatmyfood]

I'M GOING TO WIPE THAT LEER OUT OF YOUR EYES WITH ACID PUDDING

[donttreatboysry]

You know what makes me like you even more.

[iamlambosan]

LAMBO-SAN PUT STUFF IN THE BLENDER AND MICROWAVE

THEYRE KINDA BURNT AND STUFF

[eatmyfood]

It's ok, I think your hair worked nicely as a sponge.

See? Microwave's all clean. Blender next?

[eatmyfood]

I'll feed them to Shamal, so they won't go to waste.

[iamlambosan]

YOULL FEED HIM THE BURNT FURBY THING?

AND LAMBO-SAN DOESNT WANT HIS HEAD IN THE BLENDER