While sorting through everything I own, I've found ( Read more... )

1. i found a can of cat food, and i thought it would be funny if i ate it. so i eat the cat food, and it tastes so good that i forget that i am eating cat food and finish the entire thing. then i realize that i have just eaten an entire can of cat food and begin vomitting uncontrollably. the vomit is hot pink ( Read more... )

rumor has it that the faint is coming.

4. yesterday, mike licked his hand and used it to clean whatever off my face. now that's love ( Read more... )

1. i went into an ib exam not knowing which exam i was to be taking. at first, i thought it was english, but it turned out to be biology. the exam consisted of five questions (DBQs). number 2 had something to do with describing dr. hunnicutt in biological terms. in the time given for the exam, i only finished the first part of the first ( Read more... )

the new harry potter is over a thousand pages long and it comes out 3 days before my birthday.

ahem.

i's sick.

i'm so glad i don't smoke.

snoop dogg's helping me redizzle my hizzle, so i'm getting rid of a lot of posters. if you want one, just shout a holla and i'll get it to you somehow ( Read more... )

1. my mom knows most of the words to "lightning crashes." beat that mrs. kollwitz ( Read more... )