( Can you beat me? )

I saw a taxi on spinn3rz yesterday.

So.

I'm at work today. This lady comes in and asks for a movie called Strapped. I look in the section, but we don't carry it.

I log on to our server to see if we can order this Strapped. Well, I look through the list of titles with "strapped" in the name and see HOW STELLA STRAPPED HER DICK ON.

Just a day in the life...

If you could have any one thing in the world, what would it be?

( This kid amuses me in ways your mother can't. )

( This is the most fun I've had with a quiz. Good luck! )

HEY! You! Yeah. You with the computer. Check out my new background. I did a google image search for "oh shit no!" and found the picture. I saw it and knew it was the one. Kind of like that whole "LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" thing. Three inch bike d00d and I just clicked. I figured you would understand.

It's recently hit me how out-of-shape I am.

I want to get back to being fit.

Anyone interested in running with me three or four times a week?

( Quote of the day. )

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