kris pahlek shits babies.

Tomorrow this beauty will be purchased for my loft downtown and ready for all to explore the universe of the frozen alcoholic beverage a week from today ( Read more... )

There once was a little boy named Matthew Heinz and he was gay. He had a friend named Kris, who was also gay, but not as gay. One bright morning they woke up and shared an ice cream cone and a nice bath. And then two dirty Mexicans skipped in the tub with a sack of beautiful jellybeans! They all hugged.....

FINISH THE STORY IN THE HIP HOP GENRE

for all of you who don't fucking know...

superman ice cream is a swirl of strawberry, banana and blue moon.

the abandonded buildings downtown smell like rootbeer.

Im in a meeting right now with the chaldeans and a guy just said "why is not here?!" I almost spit diet coke everywhere.

ON ANOTHER NOTE..... the first thing i saw today was THUNDERBOLT laying on my sisters bed in his underpants. I immediately burned my face off with the iron.

yucca....ouch, i made boats out of lemons last night and then a very drunk dockside sing along with my guitar and more lemons

bald-head scala-wag ( Read more... )

gay!

sometimes you just have to give up, right?