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• 10:59 Hilarious, this site only shows tweets with curses in them: cursebird.com/ Fuck. #
• 20:46 back from the gym. cant walk. cant move my arms over my head. bottle of wine is calling my name. #
• 21:29 thisiswhyyourefat.com/ #

• 14:15 employee review for yearly bonus was this morning. nailed it. #
• 17:17 New programmer from Ukraine just moved into the office next to mine. Now I get to listen to angry phone calls in Russian all day! #

• 03:48 castle crashers and rock band 2 with friends and coughing the night away. im not contagious, just fatigued. #

• 20:28 Do you have an agricultural background? I mostly worked in offices. Well you'll be working outside from now on. #

• 10:06 still sick. doctors appt tomorrow. might shoot self first. #
• 19:32 Oh good the cat threw up #

• 21:50 sick sick sick #

• 11:56 I haaaaate doing laundry. Go Cards. #
• 21:21 Fuuuuuck that was a good game... at least we had 7 layer dip #

• 15:14 I eat whole bag of these every day at work. My lips are salty. phodroid.com/dha52c #

• 16:37 renewed my apt lease for 6 months- they wanted to raise it $45/mo, walked out w/ same rate and $200 off next month's rent. jedi. #