03; video

[eatsyourscience]

[Souji's sporting some ugly bruises along with a few suspicious ones, but he ignores them completely as he addresses the camera. He is all business at first.]

Yukiko, Kanji. I need to talk to you both about something.

[Then his expression softens and he smiles.]

You too, Yousuke.

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[masukukunai]

[He had an idea about what he had to talk to Kanji and Yukiko about, keeping in mind that they were from different timelines than the rest of them. And... He had an idea about what he meant to talk to him about too, judging by his expression. But before any of that:]

Dude, what happened? You look like someone took a real go at you.

[eatsyourscience]

You did give it a lot of thought.

What are the rules?

[masukukunai]

Well, first off, I'm not the girl. I am never going to be the girl.

[Yousuke, your knowledge of homosexual relationships is a shame and embarrassment to gay men everywhere.]

[eatsyourscience]

...What does that even mean?

[masukukunai]

Y-you know! It's always like, one dude is the guy and the other is the girl-- I'm not the girl. There's no way I'm doing that.

[eatsyourscience]

I never thought of you as a girl.

[Even when you were cross dressing. That is how bad you were at it.]

[masukukunai]

[Even Kanji was more convincing.]

Well, it better stay that way! And no PDA either!

[You chose this, man. This is your demon now.]

[eatsyourscience]

So you want it to be a secret.

[masukukunai]

Ye--

[Okay, even he can feel that's not totally right. In fact, it is totally wrong. Not a healthy relationship choice. Blargh. His courage is not high enough for this.]

Not a secret, just not all over the place. This is a test, right?

[Still kind of douche-y, but an attempt.]

[eatsyourscience]

[Okay, somehow, that's kind of cute. So Souji doesn't mind.]

Right.

Any other rules?

[masukukunai]

Uhh...

[Well you could stop it with the smolder-- is that even possible?]

I'll think of more later.

[eatsyourscience]

You don't have to.

[masukukunai]

I'm sure I will, when I figure out more about this.

[eatsyourscience]

Okay.

Thank you, Yousuke.

[masukukunai]

[Kyunnnnnnnnnnnnnn his heart.]

...You don't have to thank me. It's not like I'm doing you a favor.