Comments | eaturcheese: Time for a shameless plug

eaturcheese

Time for a shameless plug

Apr 27, 2007 20:46

If you enjoyed Shaun of the Dead and you love watching cheesy, action-packed cop thrillers, you must see

HOT FUZZ!

There are not words to express just how much pain my stomach was in with laughter.

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Ha. iblis_kukl April 28 2007, 05:44:12 UTC

Guess what I just came across...

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THE TERRORIST OF ORANGE, TEXAS

by The Abtruse One

From 2600, Fall 1999 issue

Hello. My name is Darryl, and I'm a terrorist. [Hi, Darryl!! - iblis_kukl]

At least that's what my high school thought. I'm now 19 years old and a college freshman living on campus a nice distance from home. Now I will admit I have done some things in the past where I actually deserved the punishment I received. I was caught with four copies of The Anarchist's Cookbook on school grounds. [Don't know if that's actually a crime per se, but one does have to wonder what he was doing with *four copies of it... - iblis_kukl] I know I was wrong to do it but I just wanted to give the hacking information on the disks to some friends of mine. It just so happened there was information on how to make a variety of bombs on the disks as well. I learned my lesson and figured the school would forgive me ( ... )

iblis_kukl April 28 2007, 05:44:28 UTC

continuedHowever, I learned too late that if they want to get you, they can get you even if you do nothing. The school attempted to get rid of me again my senior year. I was called into the office after returning from a week in Tennessee because of the death of a relative. I had no clue what the hell was going on. Someone started spreading a rumor while I was gone that I was planning on either bringing a bomb to graduation and killing everyone or sniping off the top 10 percent of my class. "What the fuck?" I thought. "I got called out of my computer class for this?" I was interrogated (there was no other word for it) and tape recorded (I found this out much later and I was never informed of the fact by the police or the school personnel) and asked things like "Are you ever depressed?" Of course you moron, everyone is at one time or another. "Do you own a gun?" I'm 18, I can't buy a gun yet. "What are your religious beliefs?" What the fuck business is it of yours? I got pissed off as all hell. I was getting pulled out of my ( ... )

gundamtsubasa April 28 2007, 15:53:15 UTC

Seriously, that movie is full of win. I saw it on Wednesday and I already want to go see it again.

eaturcheese April 29 2007, 02:24:29 UTC

I'm with you there.