i picked up a hitchhiker and drove him 15 kms out of my way. he was french from a place called St. Jean. he had a heavy accent and could only speak enough english to say " i speak not English". he was dirty, and not like the Strokes kinda trendy dirt, it was real dirt. He was missing a tooth and had a mohawk; it was a real mohawk and not a lame GQ ( Read more... )

.. I went to the elementary school during physics class...it was just before recess and as the kids ran out delirious with happiness for no apparent reason, i realized something ( Read more... )

there's nothing else but her.

After questioning my reasoning and analyzing my daily motivation to rise from my ever so comfortable bed, I laughed in the face of inertia and rose. having no time for a shower i brushed my teeth, washed myface, and walked downstairs and almost into the doings of my family's beloved feline, a domestic purging rodent named Ted. His barf was strange ( Read more... )

Last year i had to fly to Ottawa for my grandmothers funeral. I was teaching during the week and couldn't get away until sat. (day of) i woke up at 430 to catch a flight due to leave at 630...air canada fucked it up and i didn't arrive until late that night. Because Air Canada sucks my ass, i asked for a refund which they gave me.I think the offer ( Read more... )

There's a greek boy at school that collects or ..harvests, rather, large amounts of bellybuttonlint ( Read more... )

At the very most northern point of Cape Breton lies a small town of 30 bitter senior citizens; two of which are my grandparents. Nanny and grampy Hussey. yes, Hussey ( Read more... )

It’s funny how I was the only one looking, how I went unnoticed. For two hours the only thing I saw were disapproving eyes and chins held high. How many of you shiver with happiness from the smell of turpentine? How many of you have calloused fingers from brushes too thick ( Read more... )

I painted downstairs but "took up too much space ( Read more... )

Babysitting French children: zach and zoe ( Read more... )