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[eauderepulsion]

{One, this is delicious copypasta. Two, Katana has a bad track record with German, what with not knowing it. *has counted one, pig, three, ouf, four on one occasion* So please. Help me not fail wiht this German?}

Woah!

[Something just lost its balance and is tumbling to the ground. It's not just a clean cut fall--it's pretty excessive, and it'll be

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[dysprosodia]

[ Rita stares. And stares, doing her best not to resorting to covering her nose with her hand. ]

Get rid of that bottle. You smell.

[eauderepulsion]

[Too bad Decus has become so accustomed to the scent.]

Really? It doesn't seem that bad to me.

[Luckily, he doesn't remember exactly what sort of effect Eau de Seduction allegedly has on those around the wearer.]

...Anyway, who are you, kid?

[dysprosodia]

[It's a wonder if he even has a working nose.]

That's because you're the one wearing it, and probably of your own volition. No one wants to put on what they think reeks. . . . almost no one.

No one you need to know.

[eauderepulsion]

[Well...it seems that it's severely impaired.]

But if it reeks, why would I put it on?

Unless...

[Could this little kid want the cologne for...herself? (At least, the kid sounded like a girl...) He makes sure his bottle is safely out of her reach.]

[twilightsmile]

I promise, we don't normally rain weapons and people.

[Though, admittedly, Olette is quite distraught upon seeing a weapon of that size so close to her. Twilight Town kids do not normally see large, threatening weapons up close and personal. D:]

But um... sir? Were you also greeted by a skunk?

[eauderepulsion]

They don't? [Sags the shoulders in relief.] That's good to know.

[Wait, what? Is it true that he smells? He tries to casually check on this but can't smell anything. What's this mysterious odor?]

Hmmm...? I think I would smell something like that.

[twilightsmile]

Of course not! The gods of this island aren't that insane.

[blinks, but it's pretty obvious Olette is not liking what she smells.] Really? Perhaps it might be just me... but in either case, after you get the welcome wagon speech, we're getting you a change of clothes and a bath.

You never know when a skunk might've popped up!

[eauderepulsion]

[BAWWWWW. DECUS IS SO CONFUSED. Why does this girl think he smells? Why were people smelling him to begin with?]

I guess...I think I was out for a little while. But that must have been a strange skunk, since I can't smell its musk.

[Only the faintest traces of a masculine musk. But guys wear that stuff all the time...he thinks. No way she'd be commenting on that.]

[fixmyresolve]

Hey, nice sword! You might wanna hold on to that.

[eauderepulsion]

Yeah, I think I will.

Do I know you, kiddo?

[...Now that he thinks about it, he doesn't remember having any acquaintances. Huh. Weird, that's kind of lonely.]

[fixmyresolve]

["Kiddo"? Geez...]

Probably not. The name's Lloyd. Lloyd Irving.

[Have a hand.]

[eauderepulsion]

And I'm Decus.

[Here. Have a hand back. And for the first time since he arrived here, Decus seems to be making a somewhat natural and normal gesture.]

[carries_a_bell]

Least you didn't wind up in the lake.

/Not quite sure about the chronology of all of these replies, but...

[eauderepulsion]

Hey, you're right.

...Unless, maybe I did. That could explain why people think I smell!

It's fine, I can deal :3

[carries_a_bell]

[Facepalm] If you had fallen in the lake, you'd be soaking wet.

[eauderepulsion]

Hmm...Then it must have been that girl who was smelling weird things...

Anyway, who are you?