"they teach you what fork to use for the salad, and what fork to use for the... y'know, like, the soup." OMG LOL!!1!.

Wait.

I just remembered.

Rosa Parks died. :-( :-(

So RIP Rosa Parks. :-( :-( :-(

Right now ( Read more... )

The other day in Global Studies I had a test where you have to label all this shiznit on a map of the world and I pretty much kicked its ass into next Wednesday. The only thing I'm not sure about is if I labeled the Jordan River. I can't remember if I put that on there. The tension is killing me ( Read more... )

SOME JERK OFF IN MY ENGLISH CLASS SCORED MY TEST WRONG. Like way wrong. Like 40 points off. And it caused Mr. Stewart to think I'm some kind of eeediotttt... And it pissed me the fuck off. Gardugkdagarbyrarrrrrrrr.....

Today I went to the barn and rode (teh duh) and I rode P Bearling in an eggbutt snaffle that I found and it belongs to somebody else so I probably shouldn't be using it, but wtf, since people use my shit all the time... And now nobody will use my bridle just so they can use the expensive ass bit that was on it that isn't even mine. But anyways, he ( Read more... )

Yesterday... I saw Wallace and Gromit and it was pretty awesome. Gromit and bunnies are cute, especially when the bunnies are floating around in a state of weightless extramarital bliss in a giant vacuum cleaner. Awww. I give it twenty four out of thirty two stars. That's three-fourths of one-hundred percent, you know. Not bad, eh old chap? Not bad ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT I CAN PLUG MY IPOD INTO MY GUITAR AMPLIFIER AND ITS THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!

Ozzy Osbourne is a sucky singer ( Read more... )

omfg I just wrote "Metallica" on my arm in sharpie. I'm a retard. But it's pretty badass.