FIRST BEAT; gimme dat funky ass bass line

[ebonpyres]

so what is up with this journal nonsense

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[burgerboobs]

Don't you think you're a little young to be checking people's boxes, kiddo?

[ebonpyres]

baby ive been checking boxes since i could walk
jesus i am a pro at checking boxes
ive got box talent emanating from every orifice you have no idea

[burgerboobs]

[Oh Dave you are so silly.]

Ew!

[ebonpyres]

[ Baby, he's so money you don't even know. ]

it oozes out every so often
its pretty hard to keep in check
sometimes it dribbles down my leg when im out at dinner
and pools around my feet in a veritable puddle of viscous box checking talent
its doing that right now actually
woe is me
nobody will want to marry me at this rate

[burgerboobs]

Do people actually talk to you?

[ebonpyres]

sometimes
most of the time my coolness and box checking ability is too much to handle
so they just end up exploding

[burgerboobs]

That's definitely it, champ.

[ebonpyres]

cant see how it could be any other way
youre one of the lucky few who hasnt spontaneously combusted while talking to me

[burgerboobs]

I'm pretty tough. Maybe if you try really hard it'll happen though.

[ebonpyres]

between my box checking and infinite swagger you dont stand a chance
youre lucky this isnt in person
if that were the case youd have probably blown up by now
who are you anyway
you look kinda familiar but fuck if i know if weve met before

[burgerboobs]

You know the hot girl that hangs around the common room sometimes?

[ebonpyres]

that wasnt vague at all
no really you are probably the most specific person ive ever spoken to
im gonna cream my pants from all the specificity up in here

[burgerboobs]

Well I'm the hottest one, obviously.

[ebonpyres]

natch
i shouldve known
so what do they call you round these parts
or do you just go by hottest chick in the common room
hcitcr for short

[burgerboobs]

My name's Amelia. But HCitCR doesn't sound half bad.

[ebonpyres]

hcitcr it is then
amelias ok too i guess
you been using these journals for a while too
or am i not the only new kid in town
my moneys on the former but you never know
people who are late to the party can usually gatecrash like pros