the diary of awesome me #1

[ebonyeagle]

ALRIGHT. POSTING TIME.

Gilbert Weillschmidt OR Mister Mittens (...fucking dares) representing PRUSSIA. AND DAMMIT, I've heard enough about my country not existing and all that other bullshit. Prussia (despite .. Frederick, yeah) will live on 'cause I, Gilbert, will seize all vital regions of Europe for my own and none of you assholes are getting

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[nicotine_patch]

HAHAHAHHAHAA!

[[ooc: omfg I laughed so fucking hard at the mapquest]]

[ebonyeagle]

Fuck you!

( ooc: I THINK EVERYONE WILL LAUGH djlskdjfdf he's so retarded. ;/ )

[nicotine_patch]

Those kittens love the shit out of that basket.

[[ooc: START: SHITTY BOX!! dkjnfkjsdnfkjsdnfkjsdkjfdf]]

[ebonyeagle]

My flag looks disgusting!!

( ooc: LOL h-he has nowhere to live...ahahfdksjdklf )

[bitendency]

Hey. Weren't you the one strong enough to take down continents?

[ebonyeagle]

Yes. That's me, Prussia!

[bitendency]

Good.

We should meet.

[ebonyeagle]

You wanna fight?

[bellefierte]

You won't take France, though.

[ebonyeagle]

Your sissy nation will fall along with everyone else eventually.

[bellefierte]

Non! France is a very successful nation!

[ebonyeagle]

Ass-gropers!

[wolfbytheears]

Kittens?

[ebonyeagle]

A dare.

[wolfbytheears]

I assumed, but what exactly was the dare?

[ebonyeagle]

Re-design the Prussian flag with a basket of kittens!

Argh. Looking at it makes me sick.

[hailamericaaa]

Like you'd ever be able to take over America.

Also, you forgot that it's 'PINK SHITTY BOX'

[ebonyeagle]

I could. With burgers. And french fries.

I did that mapquest before you dared me to paint it pink. LUCKILY I have no visitors.

[hailamericaaa]

You can't beat out McDonald's.

I think you should take a picture of it.

[ebonyeagle]

I'm not afraid of that clown.

Not when it's pink.