the diary of awesome me #2

[ebonyeagle]

(ooc note: on the article linked, remember to CTRL/control+F "Prussia" to skip everything else 8Db)

SO WHAT IF I LOST JAPAN TO THAT STUPID TONFA GUY. I knew I saw his uniform somewhere! It's a CHEAP, UGLY version of Prussian military attire decades ago.

In your face, JAPAN. I may not own you yet however this is glorious news. I am victorious over

Comments

[tohellandbackx6]

Is this really necessary?

[ebonyeagle]

Everything I do is NECESSARY.

[tohellandbackx6]

It wouldn't seem so kufufu.

[ebonyeagle]

......What?

[studylicious]

You're going to burn all the mistletoe you find?

And that's very flattering for them to use your style of uniforms to influence their own!

[ebonyeagle]

They burn nicely for warm fires.

Flattering?! BEYOND FLATTERING! It's my first step to taking over Japan!!

[studylicious]

Yes, I suppose that's true!

O-oh. It is?

[ebonyeagle]

It's a plant, so it works out rather nicely.

Yes. Prussia's influence over a country overseas is an accomplishment towards my goal!

[gotyourlocket]

Prussia? At least "Switzerland" has delusions that include an actual country. You muggles are mad. Entertaining, though.

[ebonyeagle]

Yes, PRUSSIA. .....ENTERTAINING?!

I'm serious about this!!

[gotyourlocket]

Sure, sure. Run along and play with Switzerland, now.

[ebonyeagle]

I AM PRUSSIA, DAMMIT.

And I'm not playing with Switzerland. I'm taking over his vital regions.

[waltz_king]

… why would you burn mistletoe?

[timidest]

..Austria..?

[waltz_king]

Oh, hello, Lichtenstein! It's a pleasure to see that you are here too.

[timidest]

I haven't seen you in a while. I'm.. sorry if this was meant for someone else.

[hailamericaaa]

You're going to end up burning down your box.

[ebonyeagle]

Winry has volunteered to be my patron for this winter.

So no more fires for me! I'm still burning mistletoe, regardless.

[hailamericaaa]

Winry owes me three pies.

But you can't have Christmas without mistletoe!

HEY
HEY GUESS WHAT

[ebonyeagle]

Christmas doesn't need mistletoes to continue the tradition!!!

WHAT!?