the diary of awesome me #4
[ OOC NOTE: THIS IS NOT A VERY GOOD HISTORY LESSON ON THE COUNTRY ITSELF. 8D;;;;;; PRUSSIA HAS AN EGO AND THINKS HE'S THE BEST, SO IT'S UMMM VERY, VERY BIASED. O yes, it's a "fanfic" ]
Once upon a time there was an amazing country named PRUSSIA! Prussia, the most feared Germanic nation in all of Europe!!! The dashing, handsome, powerful, awesome, amazing, great, and not to mention ALMIGHTY nation claimed Silesia (RIGHTFULLY HIS!!), the vital region of that degraded degenerate sissy aristocrat nation Austria! Hungary was so horribly jealous that she tried to beat up Prussia but couldn't reach him in time to!!!
West's [Germany] boss was so jealous of Prussia's awesome military, and not to mention awesome boss Frederick II (and his last boss following) that they had the nerve to dissolve Prussia and call it East Germany through matrimony!!! East and West were wed but not really because East [Prussia] thought West was too boring. (But East now has a better boss than West does, HAHAHAHA!)
And then he met this arm decoration woman named Judith with good eye for weapons and strategics and found out that America had wed a woman who liked books! So he wed this Judith to show America who was boss. Their wedding was lavish with prussian blue and the wedding march replaced with "Preussens Gloria"! A WEDDING FINER THAN AMERICA'S!
Together they raise four scions who will one day overrun all the nations of the world and their vital regions in the name of PRUSSIA!
And that's the story of awesome me and my awesome family.
Now to brew that beer for my wife...