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Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores
*is blue*
But my hair is going to be lovely and dark again!
NO BLONDE ROOTS IN SIIIIIGHT!
Not that I'm blonde. Oh no. -
I give you major, you give me minor
Ha ha, England, HA HA. -
What a beautiful face I have found in this place
Dear world,
STOP MESSING MY FUCKING TOWELS UP.
Cheers,
Dia. -
That's the happiest you've looked all day
See, I did this with multiple fandoms. Because it's crackier that way. And it caused me to cough up several vital organs onto the floor. IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. YEAH.
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with ( Read more... ) -
When I see him in that frock, my conscience goes awry
If there is someone on your friendslist who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.
That? Is directed to ALL of you. Thanks, guys.
So. *puts her feet up* Finished work, until Monday. Oh, aren't I lucky, I know. ( Read more... ) -
Lock and load, just keep it coming, making something outta nothing
STUPID MOTHERFUCKING WHORE BITCH.
Some stupid woman put in a complaint about me! Because I couldn't help her! ARRRRRRRRGH.
Apparently, she didn't care that it was only my second week there, that it wasn't my department or that I could go and find someone else to help her, as I can't leave MY department unsupervised. Noooo, because I SHOULD HAVE ( Read more... ) -
I wonder if you loved me when I shot you in the head
Swiped from the Kaiser Bitch. ^^
1. Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/videogames/etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love of at some time inyour life.
2. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each item.
1. Harry Potter - James Potter, Guessed by
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And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful
So I went to the town centre (Read as: Forced to go) so i could get my Dad a Father's Day present ( Read more... )
