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[ec_bassist]

If you ask Vinny what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

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[samdha]

these are chuck norris jokes

Vinny sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck (THIS IS NOT YOU!!!!!)

[digamoondog]

stoleennnnn