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[ecat110]

I complain about being the only child left at home, but it really really really sucks so I have a reason. And a lot of things about it suck, but the worst part is not having anyone to joke about diamond cream with. Aidan, why did you need to move?

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[anonymous]

Emer, don't be such a douche.

Love,
Aidan

[ecat110]

I resent that! I just wanted to laugh over Arrested Development. Is that so much to ask?

[anonymous]

Emer, you are a giant douchebag.

Love,
Aidan

[anonymous]

Emer,

I hate myself and impersonate my brother on a livejournal web site using language that would give mum a heart attack. Do I sound like a role model to you? Back to the bong!

Love,

Catherine

[anonymous]

Emer,

Your family is amazing!!! i wish my family wasn't crazy boring or that my sister could do something remotely funny sometime, but no, i wasn't blessed with interesting/not boring siblings!! i am forever jealous!!

[anonymous]

Emer,

There is no way that a well brought up young lady like Catherine could possibly know such rough language. Aidan, you should be ashamed of yourself for speaking to your sister this way.

Love,
Granny

P.S. Stop complaining about being home alone, Emer. You are being such a jerk-off.

[anonymous]

You're all fired.

Love,

God

PS. Puuul Cweeeem

crapdoodle

[anonymous]

emer, your blog got retarded times triplicate... and i'm coming back tuesday night so i can fend off the rents for the weekend. jus chillllll.

rory