cold compress in a glass.

[eccentric_tenet]

man. the area around my elbow is kinda swelling up. so my mom says, "you need a cold compress." so she digs in the freezer and takes out an Ice Breakers frozen cocktail (Frosty Kamikaze) and ties it to my arm with my scarf

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[xjackedupx]

did i ever tell you that your mom is awesome?? ahah fuck, i woulda paid good money to see your mom go off on their asses!! GOOD DINERO!!