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[ecchi_jiraiya_]

>>; riiight. hrm.

So like to baby proof a house you just put like spongey crap on the corners of stuff right? xD

er.. I guess I shouldn't have those plants around. o_o; They might hurt her. [ not THAT kind of plant. XD His man eaty plants. ]

Oi oi, anyone wanna look after my plants? o_o?

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[anonymous]

YOU'RE looking after a BABY?

XD

I feel sorry for the little kid.

-Tsunade

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

>( Princess! That's not nice! You know I'm good with kids.

*huff*

[pengu_princess]

Jiraiya-ojisan is nice :3!!!

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

Thank you! x)

[minipigfarmer]

Hmm, I wouldn't mind a little plant-sitting.

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

Hey really? =D? Awesome! Though.. >> there's a few things you gotta know about these. *cough*

[minipigfarmer]

Oh? Like what? Do they have an irregular watering schedule?

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

No no, but they eat this bug mixture. Like my frogs! =D They're like those venus flytrap plants.

Just watch your fingers and don't provoke 'em. xF But they take water like normal plants and stuff.

[plantsaregreat]

..plants? well..I'm good with plants~! =w=;? Would you like for me to take care of them for you?

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

Well, I have alot of them. XD So you can look after some too! But you need to follow my instructions. >>

[plantsaregreat]

X3 alrighty! I will do my best!

..Instructions? Well..um..sure,okay X3; Like what?

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

Well it's simple. =D I have their food stuff. Water them like you would do for normal plants.

But they're like venus flytraps.. kinda. o_o just watch your fingers okay? And er don't poke 'em with nothin. >>;;

[annihilator]

Umm...O___O

Not going to...ask...

To baby-proof a house, you need to make sure all the outlets are covered up, toxic chemicals are in a high place, buy plenty of baby fences to block parts of your house (like the kitchen, outside, and etceteras), and hide all sharp objects and weapons.

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

Hey thar kittenface! =D

*writes that stuff down* You know alot about babies.

...

>D IS LEE PREGGERS? *cackle*

[annihilator]

O___O

N-NO!!!

I just...know alot about kids, alright?!

[ecchi_jiraiya_]

xD YOU HESITATED!! KYEEE! Am I invited to the wedding? HUH? Name it after meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

*cackle*

kidding. *snicker*

but, thanks for the info.