OOC: Log Post
Who: Pein and Hidan
What: Pranking the Akatsuki, but mostly just Kisame
Where: Akatsuki House #2
When: Friday, September 28th
Why: Because they were both bored and needed something to do.
Also: There's koolaid in the fridge. It is Tropical Punch flavored with Kisame flavored water. >.> Anyone in the Akatsuki may drink it. >D
Pein: *leaves his room and heads around the corner to Hidan's* *knocks*
Hidan: *kicks the door open* You're too fucking polite for an evil organization leader.
Pein: *rolls his eyes, which is fucking hypnotic if you look into them* Sorry. Next time I'll just fucking barge in.
Hidan: *is not looking therefore NOT HYPNOTISED* Quick learner. *grins and pats his shoulder*
Pein: *scowls at the pat* Don't fucking patronize me.
Hidan: *pats again to be annoying* Why the fuck not?
Pein: Because I fucking said so. *pushes past Hidan into the room and sits down* So, what do you want to do to kill our boredom?
Hidan: *sits closer to him than necessary* You're the fucking mastermind. We should piss someone off.
Pein: *doesn't move away* That could be fun. How about Kisame?
Hidan: *is going to try to see how far he can do this before Pein freaks* Fuck, yes, let's do something about that fucking smell of his. *is close to RETCHING right now Hidan likes his things nicely scented*
Pein: *crinkles nose thinking about the fish smell* I fucking hate that smell. *isn't freaking yet about Hidan's closeness*
Hidan: We'd be making the whole fucking world a favor. *hasn't even started yet >D* What the fuck could we do about it though? *pretends to look thoughtful when his hand's actually sneaking towards him* Should do whatever the fuck you do to smell nice.
Pein: *blinks slightly at Hidan's comment, but tries not to let it get to him* *is supposed to be being good* Nothing I do to smell nice could mask that odor.
Hidan: *failed attempt #1* *will have fun with this* True. It's so fucking strong. It could probably make us fucking forget the fish shit is still around, though.
Pein: I'm not fucking wasting my cologne on him. *lays down because it's more comfortable to lounge*
Hidan: *lays down too* *on top of him* It wouldn't be a fucking waste, it'd be putting it to really fucking good use. *keeps conversation going as if nothing was off * What the fuck else could we do?
Pein: *grunts a little from the sudden weight* Hidan. Putting it to good use is me wearing it. Not attempting to drown out fish smell. *tries to act like there's nothing wrong with this either, but is kind of failing miserably at it* He did say he wanted a swimming pool...
Hidan: *tilts his head so it's near your neck, but it kinda falls at a weird angle* Fucking -- *hits the side of his jaw to put it up right again* Fucking Kakuzu won't fix my fucking stitches. Right. Where the fuck were w - Oh yeah. *grins and smells you* It's not such a good thing that you wear, it though. *WILL make you squirm SOMEHOW* ...What the fuck does him wanting a swimming pool have to do with anything?
Pein: *smirks, trying to ignore everything else* We could turn his room into one.
Hidan: *smirks too* And how the fuck would we go about doing that, wiseass? *...bites your neck because Pein still haven't reacted*
Pein: I haven't thought that fa--- *trails off as Hidan bites him* Nngk! Knock it off, Hidan. I don't need you getting me into trouble with Konan.
Hidan: It's only biting. *smirks* Like kicking but with teeth. *doesn't actually care if Pein gets in trouble...well okay maybe a little* Just figure out how the fuck we're going to do this.
Pein: You're going to leave a fucking mark and then she's going to think I was cheating again. *is starting to lose his temper* We need to do something so the water won't fucking flow out into the hallway, and then we fill up the room with a couple feet deep of water.
Hidan: You think I care? Just tell her you fell down the fucking stairs! *SUCCESS! ^___^V* Right. And how the FUCK do we do that, genius?
Pein: Like she's going to fucking believe that. 'Oh, Ko-chan, that's not a bite, that's where I fell on the stairs and landed on my neck!' Bull-fucking-shit. *pushes Hidan off of him and sits up, crossing his arms* I don't know, fucking build a barrier just beyond where the door opens?
Hidan: I could've cut your fucking arm off. Be grateful. Besides you she'd fucking believe it, she knows you're capable of falling on your neck. *is totally not sulking at being pushed off and mumbles under his breath* Fucking hate women. *crosses his arms too looking all "WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT"* A fucking barrier? How the fuck would Kisame get in his fucking room if there's a fucking BARRIER in front of the fucking door? *abuses the word 'fuck'*
Pein: ... Right. Fuck. *pouts* Well, I came up with the basic idea. You think of something.
Hidan: Don't ask me how to fucking make water semi-solid! You're the fucking so called genius leader of the Akatsuki. *rolls his eyes cause HAHAHAHA GENIUS? right*
Pein: .... Semi-solid. *eyes light up* JELL-O. We'll turn it into jell-o.
Hidan: That's fucking stupid. *thinks it's actually pretty smart* Do we even have any of that jell-o powder shit?
Pein: *doesn't have any in with his stuff because gelatin isn't fucking vegan in the slightest* I don't know, we can go check.
Hidan: Tobi probably has a fucking stash of the stuff somewhere. *heads towards the door* Shall we check the kitchen first? We can try his fucking room afterwards.
Pein: Probably. *gets up and follows after Hidan, but not like a puppydog or anything like that* I don't want to know why Tobi would have jell-o in his room, so it better be in the kitchen.
Hidan: *thinks he's like a puppydog* Tobi keeps whatever the fuck he thinks is a "treasure" in his fucking room.
Pein: ... Jell-o is hardly a fucking treasure. *sighs and steps in front of Hidan once they're in the hallway*
Hidan: It's fucking Tobi, Pein. Have you seen his fucking room? *>| walks up so he's next to him*
Pein: I don't go in there. *takes bigger steps* *is so not 12*
Hidan: Don't fucking risk it. *...>| takes bigger steps too* *LALAL 12? WHAT? PFFT*
Pein: I won't. *is almost running down the hall to the kitchen now*
Hidan: ... *STARTS RUNNING*
Pein: *races him down the hallway* Fuck you! I'm not going to let you win.
Hidan: *IS REALLY FAST* Fuck YOU, there's no fucking way you CAN win! *way ahead *
Pein: *creates a clone to trip up Hidan while he gets ahead* I'll fucking win all right.
Hidan: *falls on his face* FUCK FUCKING FUCKER FUCKING FUCK! *gets up with a maniac look in his eyes and RUUUNS*
Pein: *is in the kitchen now* HAHAHAHA. *makes his clone disappear*
Hidan: *still swearing as he runs up to Pein and slams him into a wall* Fucking cheat.
Pein: *grunts* SO FUCKING WHAT? I STILL WON.
Hidan: *shoves him against it again HE DOES NOT LIKE LOSING* YOU FUCKING CHEATED! IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT!
Pein: *rolls his eyes hypnotically* Calm the fuck down, Hidan.
Hidan: *smacks him* Stop fucking doing that.
Pein: Stop doing what. *rubs his cheek where he was smacked*
Hidan: Rolling your fucking eyes! *rolls his own*
Pein: *rolls them again* You're fucking doing it, too.
Hidan: MINE DON'T FUCKING SWIRL, FUCKTARD. *smacks again*
Pein: *smacks back* I'm not your fucking bitch, so don't smack me like that.
Hidan: You could've been. *smiiiiirks*
Pein: *flails* SDFKJSDKFJDSKFJDSKJF HIDAN STFU!
Hidan: *laughs* It's the fucking truth, so I fucking won't. Bitch.
Pein: Fucking cunt. *glares*
Hidan: You love it. *moves away to start looking through cupboards*
Pein: Do not. *starts looking through other cupboards* *finds some red koolaid and grabs it and a pitcher* *also grabs a bowl* Find any jell-o yet?
Hidan: *basically throwing stuff out of the cupboard as he looks, not giving a shit* Fuc - *freezes* There's a fucking dead mouse in the back of this fucking cupboard.
Pein: Ew. Who's cupboard is that anyway? *looks at the name above it* Oh, it's Sasori's.
Hidan: : *basically throwing stuff out of the cupboard as he looks, not giving a shit* Fuc - *freezes* There's a fucking dead mouse in the back of this fucking cupboard.
Pein: Ew. Who's cupboard is that anyway? *looks at the name above it* Oh, it's Sasori's.
Hidan: ... *slams the doors and quickly goes to the last cupboards that are FAR from Sasori's* Now my hands feel fucking gross. *wipes them across his Pein's cloak before opening and rummaging through the stuff* Is this it? *holds up a box of red jell-o*
Pein: *is so going to have to wash his cloak now* Dammit, Hidan. I just washed that this morning. *looks over* Yes, that's it. Is there only the one box?
Hidan: *looks at you sideways* You could just take it off. *looks back into the cupboard* Fucking hell it's endless. *leans in further and basically has all of his head and arm in there* Found more. *gets out with four or five other boxes* Whose fucking cupboard is this?!
Pein: *looks up* There's no name over it. I have no fucking clue, but that should be enough jell-o. And I might be able to clone it. I haven't ever tried cloning food before though.
Hidan: Doesn't fucking matter, no one's going to to fucking eat it. Unless Kisame fucking does. Or Tobi finds it. *shoves the boxes at you* Now make this fucking jell-o.
Pein: *takes the boxes and makes the jell-o in the bowl he grabbed, using only some of the water needed* I'll add more with my rain jutsu once we get to Kisame's room. *hands Hidan the koolaid packet and the pitcher* Carry those.
Hidan: *looks down at the koolaid and pitcher disgustingly* I'm not your fucking slave. *pushes them back at you*
Pein: I have to carry the jell-o without spilling it. *glares*
Hidan: *glares back* I don't fucking care. Grow more arms. I'm not carrying your shit.
Pein: *creates a clone of Hidan to carry the koolaid* *smirks* FINE.
Hidan: *jumps away from his clone before glaring at Pein* Go to fucking hell.
Pein: No thanks. *laughs and heads toward Kisame's room with the Hidan clone*
Hidan: *is totally sulking* Fuck you. *fallows a little behind*
Pein: *once he's got the stuff in the room he gets rid of the clone* *waits for Hidan to get there*
Hidan: *takes his time and gets into the room looking pissy*
Pein: You told me to grow an extra set of arms. *smirks*
Hidan: Not of my fucking arms, twat. *crosses his arms and looks UNIMPRESSED *
Pein: *rolls his eyes* You're being such a fucking baby about it. GAWD. *takes the pitcher and fills it up with water from the shark shaped kiddie pool then makes koolaid with it* For the rest of the house. >D
Hidan: I'm not the fucking baby here. *grins approvingly* Excellent. It'll fucking poison them.
Pein: Whatever. *isn't going to argue it right now* *smirks* I'll put it in the fridge later. *steps up onto the bed after pouring the bowl of jell-o into the shark pool* You should get up here, too. Unless you want jell-o all over your feet. We'll climb out the window when we're done.
Hidan: *gets up on the bed too* Don't want my fucking feet turning fucking red.
Pein: *uses his rain jutsu to make it rain only over the pool, letting the room flood a few feet* Your feet would survive. It's your fucking whining I didn't want to hear.
Hidan: *smirks and leans over to talk in Pein's ear* Whine whine fucking whine.
Pein: *elbows him in the side* STFU. *once the room is full enough, stops the rain and looks around for the thermostat* *spots it over a huge stack of doujinshi and reaches over to turn it down cool enough to make the jell-o set*
Hidan: *shoves him with his shoulder* No fucking thank you. *basically just stood there the entire time* We done?
Pein: Yeah. We're done. Now hand me the koolaid pitcher after I climb out the window. *climbs out onto the balcony*
Hidan: *throws the pitcher at your face before getting out himself*
Pein: *manages to catch it, only a little spilling on him* FUCKING HELL, HIDAN!
Hidan: *completely innocent LALALA* What??
Pein: *glares* You fucking asshole. Now I'm going to have to burn this cloak.
Hidan: *makes a WTF face* Burn it? Why the fuck for?
Pein: Because it has Kisame germs all over it.
Hidan: ...Point. *makes a face and takes a step or two away from Pein*
Pein: *takes off the cloak and drops it onto the balcony before setting it on fire with a lighter that he randomly happened to be carrying* There. It's gone now. *starts walking along the balcony to the door that leads to the hallway*
Hidan: Great, one less layer to take off of you. *>D*
Pein: ... THAT"S NOT FUNNY, HIDAN!
Hidan: *LAUGHS AND LAUGHS* It so fucking is.
Pein: You won't be taking my clothes off of me ever again. >|
Hidan: No need to fucking rub it in. *still half laughing*
Pein: *twitches* Shut up, okay?
Hidan: *pushes Pein near the edge of the balcony* Let's get the fuck off of this balcony.
Pein: *glares and opens the door to the hallway* Fine. *walks inside, almost slamming the door in Hidan's face, but deciding against it at the last second and holding it open for him*
Hidan: I don't fucking need you to hold the door open for me. *pushes it open more, ripping it out of your hands and practically strutting through the door*
Pein: *laughs* Such a fucking baby. *like he's one to talk*
Hidan: You're the fucking baby, Pein. I didn't fucking flail around like a fucking spazz whenever someone said shit I didn't fucking like! *points his finger aggressively at Pein's chest*
Pein: *brushes Hidan's hand away* Whatever. *heads to the kitchen with the koolaid*
Hidan: *rolls his eyes because HE WAS CLEARLY RIGHT and follows* You fucking know I'm right!
Pein: *petulant* Whatever. *gets to the kitchen and puts the koolaid into the fridge, grabbing himself one of his organic juice bottles - individually sealed and thus tamper resistant*
Hidan: How the fuck do you drink that shit? *grabs himself some strangely red looking liquid from his part of the fridge*
Pein: *eyes the bottle then Hidan's drink* Easily. WTF is that you've got? O.o *opens his bottle and starts drinking his juice which is banana pineapple mango orange* *it's also pulpy and cream colored*
Hidan: *looks down at it and smirks* Mind your own fucking business. I have no fucking clue what the shit they put in your fucking drink but I don't go asking, do I? *downs all of his*
Pein: It's fucking fruit. That's all. *finishes his off, getting a little on his lips and licking it off as he goes to rinse out the empty bottle and put it in the recycle bin*
Hidan: *saw that. will be a good boy. will be a good boy. WILL BE A GOOD BO -- * You should let someone else lick that. *steps closer*
Pein: *holds him arm out in an attempt to keep Hidan at a distance* I got it just fine on my own. Besides, you were insulting my juice, why would you want to taste it?
Hidan: *rolls his eyes as that should be obvious* Because it's on you, Pein. *IS BEING RELATIVELY GOOD*
Pein: *is being a brat* It still tastes exactly the same whether it's on me or not.
Hidan: *takes a few more steps* Wanna fucking test that? *licks his own finger*
Pein: No. *so does, but KONAN*
Hidan: *rolls his eyes* Such a fucking liar. *waves his hand dismissively and it DOESN'T LOOK GAY AT ALL* Go have fun with your fucking wife.
Pein: She's not my wife. *doesn't add the yet* *doesn't add the yet* *totally isn't going to add it* *super quietly under his breath* yet.
Hidan: Well there's a fucking marriage that's going to fucking last! *lifts his still suspiciously red and thick drink in fake cheers before downing it*
Pein: *still wonders what the hell Hidan is drinking, but probably doesn't want to know* STFU!
Hidan: *no, Pein doesn't want to know* Sure, sure. *puts his empty bottle away before sighing* Go have fun with your fucking wife to be, then. *makes a face EW WOMEN* I'm going back to my fucking room.
Pein: *flails a little* Fine.
Hidan: Let's prank someone else next time. *turns and goes back to his room to be alone D:*
Pein: Okay. *grins, not that Hidan is looking* *grabs another one of his organic juices from the fridge and heads to his own room*
Hidan: *...is kind of grinning too* See you 'round.
What: Pranking the Akatsuki, but mostly just Kisame
Where: Akatsuki House #2
When: Friday, September 28th
Why: Because they were both bored and needed something to do.
Also: There's koolaid in the fridge. It is Tropical Punch flavored with Kisame flavored water. >.> Anyone in the Akatsuki may drink it. >D
Pein: *leaves his room and heads around the corner to Hidan's* *knocks*
Hidan: *kicks the door open* You're too fucking polite for an evil organization leader.
Pein: *rolls his eyes, which is fucking hypnotic if you look into them* Sorry. Next time I'll just fucking barge in.
Hidan: *is not looking therefore NOT HYPNOTISED* Quick learner. *grins and pats his shoulder*
Pein: *scowls at the pat* Don't fucking patronize me.
Hidan: *pats again to be annoying* Why the fuck not?
Pein: Because I fucking said so. *pushes past Hidan into the room and sits down* So, what do you want to do to kill our boredom?
Hidan: *sits closer to him than necessary* You're the fucking mastermind. We should piss someone off.
Pein: *doesn't move away* That could be fun. How about Kisame?
Hidan: *is going to try to see how far he can do this before Pein freaks* Fuck, yes, let's do something about that fucking smell of his. *is close to RETCHING right now Hidan likes his things nicely scented*
Pein: *crinkles nose thinking about the fish smell* I fucking hate that smell. *isn't freaking yet about Hidan's closeness*
Hidan: We'd be making the whole fucking world a favor. *hasn't even started yet >D* What the fuck could we do about it though? *pretends to look thoughtful when his hand's actually sneaking towards him* Should do whatever the fuck you do to smell nice.
Pein: *blinks slightly at Hidan's comment, but tries not to let it get to him* *is supposed to be being good* Nothing I do to smell nice could mask that odor.
Hidan: *failed attempt #1* *will have fun with this* True. It's so fucking strong. It could probably make us fucking forget the fish shit is still around, though.
Pein: I'm not fucking wasting my cologne on him. *lays down because it's more comfortable to lounge*
Hidan: *lays down too* *on top of him* It wouldn't be a fucking waste, it'd be putting it to really fucking good use. *keeps conversation going as if nothing was off * What the fuck else could we do?
Pein: *grunts a little from the sudden weight* Hidan. Putting it to good use is me wearing it. Not attempting to drown out fish smell. *tries to act like there's nothing wrong with this either, but is kind of failing miserably at it* He did say he wanted a swimming pool...
Hidan: *tilts his head so it's near your neck, but it kinda falls at a weird angle* Fucking -- *hits the side of his jaw to put it up right again* Fucking Kakuzu won't fix my fucking stitches. Right. Where the fuck were w - Oh yeah. *grins and smells you* It's not such a good thing that you wear, it though. *WILL make you squirm SOMEHOW* ...What the fuck does him wanting a swimming pool have to do with anything?
Pein: *smirks, trying to ignore everything else* We could turn his room into one.
Hidan: *smirks too* And how the fuck would we go about doing that, wiseass? *...bites your neck because Pein still haven't reacted*
Pein: I haven't thought that fa--- *trails off as Hidan bites him* Nngk! Knock it off, Hidan. I don't need you getting me into trouble with Konan.
Hidan: It's only biting. *smirks* Like kicking but with teeth. *doesn't actually care if Pein gets in trouble...well okay maybe a little* Just figure out how the fuck we're going to do this.
Pein: You're going to leave a fucking mark and then she's going to think I was cheating again. *is starting to lose his temper* We need to do something so the water won't fucking flow out into the hallway, and then we fill up the room with a couple feet deep of water.
Hidan: You think I care? Just tell her you fell down the fucking stairs! *SUCCESS! ^___^V* Right. And how the FUCK do we do that, genius?
Pein: Like she's going to fucking believe that. 'Oh, Ko-chan, that's not a bite, that's where I fell on the stairs and landed on my neck!' Bull-fucking-shit. *pushes Hidan off of him and sits up, crossing his arms* I don't know, fucking build a barrier just beyond where the door opens?
Hidan: I could've cut your fucking arm off. Be grateful. Besides you she'd fucking believe it, she knows you're capable of falling on your neck. *is totally not sulking at being pushed off and mumbles under his breath* Fucking hate women. *crosses his arms too looking all "WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT"* A fucking barrier? How the fuck would Kisame get in his fucking room if there's a fucking BARRIER in front of the fucking door? *abuses the word 'fuck'*
Pein: ... Right. Fuck. *pouts* Well, I came up with the basic idea. You think of something.
Hidan: Don't ask me how to fucking make water semi-solid! You're the fucking so called genius leader of the Akatsuki. *rolls his eyes cause HAHAHAHA GENIUS? right*
Pein: .... Semi-solid. *eyes light up* JELL-O. We'll turn it into jell-o.
Hidan: That's fucking stupid. *thinks it's actually pretty smart* Do we even have any of that jell-o powder shit?
Pein: *doesn't have any in with his stuff because gelatin isn't fucking vegan in the slightest* I don't know, we can go check.
Hidan: Tobi probably has a fucking stash of the stuff somewhere. *heads towards the door* Shall we check the kitchen first? We can try his fucking room afterwards.
Pein: Probably. *gets up and follows after Hidan, but not like a puppydog or anything like that* I don't want to know why Tobi would have jell-o in his room, so it better be in the kitchen.
Hidan: *thinks he's like a puppydog* Tobi keeps whatever the fuck he thinks is a "treasure" in his fucking room.
Pein: ... Jell-o is hardly a fucking treasure. *sighs and steps in front of Hidan once they're in the hallway*
Hidan: It's fucking Tobi, Pein. Have you seen his fucking room? *>| walks up so he's next to him*
Pein: I don't go in there. *takes bigger steps* *is so not 12*
Hidan: Don't fucking risk it. *...>| takes bigger steps too* *LALAL 12? WHAT? PFFT*
Pein: I won't. *is almost running down the hall to the kitchen now*
Hidan: ... *STARTS RUNNING*
Pein: *races him down the hallway* Fuck you! I'm not going to let you win.
Hidan: *IS REALLY FAST* Fuck YOU, there's no fucking way you CAN win! *way ahead *
Pein: *creates a clone to trip up Hidan while he gets ahead* I'll fucking win all right.
Hidan: *falls on his face* FUCK FUCKING FUCKER FUCKING FUCK! *gets up with a maniac look in his eyes and RUUUNS*
Pein: *is in the kitchen now* HAHAHAHA. *makes his clone disappear*
Hidan: *still swearing as he runs up to Pein and slams him into a wall* Fucking cheat.
Pein: *grunts* SO FUCKING WHAT? I STILL WON.
Hidan: *shoves him against it again HE DOES NOT LIKE LOSING* YOU FUCKING CHEATED! IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT!
Pein: *rolls his eyes hypnotically* Calm the fuck down, Hidan.
Hidan: *smacks him* Stop fucking doing that.
Pein: Stop doing what. *rubs his cheek where he was smacked*
Hidan: Rolling your fucking eyes! *rolls his own*
Pein: *rolls them again* You're fucking doing it, too.
Hidan: MINE DON'T FUCKING SWIRL, FUCKTARD. *smacks again*
Pein: *smacks back* I'm not your fucking bitch, so don't smack me like that.
Hidan: You could've been. *smiiiiirks*
Pein: *flails* SDFKJSDKFJDSKFJDSKJF HIDAN STFU!
Hidan: *laughs* It's the fucking truth, so I fucking won't. Bitch.
Pein: Fucking cunt. *glares*
Hidan: You love it. *moves away to start looking through cupboards*
Pein: Do not. *starts looking through other cupboards* *finds some red koolaid and grabs it and a pitcher* *also grabs a bowl* Find any jell-o yet?
Hidan: *basically throwing stuff out of the cupboard as he looks, not giving a shit* Fuc - *freezes* There's a fucking dead mouse in the back of this fucking cupboard.
Pein: Ew. Who's cupboard is that anyway? *looks at the name above it* Oh, it's Sasori's.
Hidan: : *basically throwing stuff out of the cupboard as he looks, not giving a shit* Fuc - *freezes* There's a fucking dead mouse in the back of this fucking cupboard.
Pein: Ew. Who's cupboard is that anyway? *looks at the name above it* Oh, it's Sasori's.
Hidan: ... *slams the doors and quickly goes to the last cupboards that are FAR from Sasori's* Now my hands feel fucking gross. *wipes them across his Pein's cloak before opening and rummaging through the stuff* Is this it? *holds up a box of red jell-o*
Pein: *is so going to have to wash his cloak now* Dammit, Hidan. I just washed that this morning. *looks over* Yes, that's it. Is there only the one box?
Hidan: *looks at you sideways* You could just take it off. *looks back into the cupboard* Fucking hell it's endless. *leans in further and basically has all of his head and arm in there* Found more. *gets out with four or five other boxes* Whose fucking cupboard is this?!
Pein: *looks up* There's no name over it. I have no fucking clue, but that should be enough jell-o. And I might be able to clone it. I haven't ever tried cloning food before though.
Hidan: Doesn't fucking matter, no one's going to to fucking eat it. Unless Kisame fucking does. Or Tobi finds it. *shoves the boxes at you* Now make this fucking jell-o.
Pein: *takes the boxes and makes the jell-o in the bowl he grabbed, using only some of the water needed* I'll add more with my rain jutsu once we get to Kisame's room. *hands Hidan the koolaid packet and the pitcher* Carry those.
Hidan: *looks down at the koolaid and pitcher disgustingly* I'm not your fucking slave. *pushes them back at you*
Pein: I have to carry the jell-o without spilling it. *glares*
Hidan: *glares back* I don't fucking care. Grow more arms. I'm not carrying your shit.
Pein: *creates a clone of Hidan to carry the koolaid* *smirks* FINE.
Hidan: *jumps away from his clone before glaring at Pein* Go to fucking hell.
Pein: No thanks. *laughs and heads toward Kisame's room with the Hidan clone*
Hidan: *is totally sulking* Fuck you. *fallows a little behind*
Pein: *once he's got the stuff in the room he gets rid of the clone* *waits for Hidan to get there*
Hidan: *takes his time and gets into the room looking pissy*
Pein: You told me to grow an extra set of arms. *smirks*
Hidan: Not of my fucking arms, twat. *crosses his arms and looks UNIMPRESSED *
Pein: *rolls his eyes* You're being such a fucking baby about it. GAWD. *takes the pitcher and fills it up with water from the shark shaped kiddie pool then makes koolaid with it* For the rest of the house. >D
Hidan: I'm not the fucking baby here. *grins approvingly* Excellent. It'll fucking poison them.
Pein: Whatever. *isn't going to argue it right now* *smirks* I'll put it in the fridge later. *steps up onto the bed after pouring the bowl of jell-o into the shark pool* You should get up here, too. Unless you want jell-o all over your feet. We'll climb out the window when we're done.
Hidan: *gets up on the bed too* Don't want my fucking feet turning fucking red.
Pein: *uses his rain jutsu to make it rain only over the pool, letting the room flood a few feet* Your feet would survive. It's your fucking whining I didn't want to hear.
Hidan: *smirks and leans over to talk in Pein's ear* Whine whine fucking whine.
Pein: *elbows him in the side* STFU. *once the room is full enough, stops the rain and looks around for the thermostat* *spots it over a huge stack of doujinshi and reaches over to turn it down cool enough to make the jell-o set*
Hidan: *shoves him with his shoulder* No fucking thank you. *basically just stood there the entire time* We done?
Pein: Yeah. We're done. Now hand me the koolaid pitcher after I climb out the window. *climbs out onto the balcony*
Hidan: *throws the pitcher at your face before getting out himself*
Pein: *manages to catch it, only a little spilling on him* FUCKING HELL, HIDAN!
Hidan: *completely innocent LALALA* What??
Pein: *glares* You fucking asshole. Now I'm going to have to burn this cloak.
Hidan: *makes a WTF face* Burn it? Why the fuck for?
Pein: Because it has Kisame germs all over it.
Hidan: ...Point. *makes a face and takes a step or two away from Pein*
Pein: *takes off the cloak and drops it onto the balcony before setting it on fire with a lighter that he randomly happened to be carrying* There. It's gone now. *starts walking along the balcony to the door that leads to the hallway*
Hidan: Great, one less layer to take off of you. *>D*
Pein: ... THAT"S NOT FUNNY, HIDAN!
Hidan: *LAUGHS AND LAUGHS* It so fucking is.
Pein: You won't be taking my clothes off of me ever again. >|
Hidan: No need to fucking rub it in. *still half laughing*
Pein: *twitches* Shut up, okay?
Hidan: *pushes Pein near the edge of the balcony* Let's get the fuck off of this balcony.
Pein: *glares and opens the door to the hallway* Fine. *walks inside, almost slamming the door in Hidan's face, but deciding against it at the last second and holding it open for him*
Hidan: I don't fucking need you to hold the door open for me. *pushes it open more, ripping it out of your hands and practically strutting through the door*
Pein: *laughs* Such a fucking baby. *like he's one to talk*
Hidan: You're the fucking baby, Pein. I didn't fucking flail around like a fucking spazz whenever someone said shit I didn't fucking like! *points his finger aggressively at Pein's chest*
Pein: *brushes Hidan's hand away* Whatever. *heads to the kitchen with the koolaid*
Hidan: *rolls his eyes because HE WAS CLEARLY RIGHT and follows* You fucking know I'm right!
Pein: *petulant* Whatever. *gets to the kitchen and puts the koolaid into the fridge, grabbing himself one of his organic juice bottles - individually sealed and thus tamper resistant*
Hidan: How the fuck do you drink that shit? *grabs himself some strangely red looking liquid from his part of the fridge*
Pein: *eyes the bottle then Hidan's drink* Easily. WTF is that you've got? O.o *opens his bottle and starts drinking his juice which is banana pineapple mango orange* *it's also pulpy and cream colored*
Hidan: *looks down at it and smirks* Mind your own fucking business. I have no fucking clue what the shit they put in your fucking drink but I don't go asking, do I? *downs all of his*
Pein: It's fucking fruit. That's all. *finishes his off, getting a little on his lips and licking it off as he goes to rinse out the empty bottle and put it in the recycle bin*
Hidan: *saw that. will be a good boy. will be a good boy. WILL BE A GOOD BO -- * You should let someone else lick that. *steps closer*
Pein: *holds him arm out in an attempt to keep Hidan at a distance* I got it just fine on my own. Besides, you were insulting my juice, why would you want to taste it?
Hidan: *rolls his eyes as that should be obvious* Because it's on you, Pein. *IS BEING RELATIVELY GOOD*
Pein: *is being a brat* It still tastes exactly the same whether it's on me or not.
Hidan: *takes a few more steps* Wanna fucking test that? *licks his own finger*
Pein: No. *so does, but KONAN*
Hidan: *rolls his eyes* Such a fucking liar. *waves his hand dismissively and it DOESN'T LOOK GAY AT ALL* Go have fun with your fucking wife.
Pein: She's not my wife. *doesn't add the yet* *doesn't add the yet* *totally isn't going to add it* *super quietly under his breath* yet.
Hidan: Well there's a fucking marriage that's going to fucking last! *lifts his still suspiciously red and thick drink in fake cheers before downing it*
Pein: *still wonders what the hell Hidan is drinking, but probably doesn't want to know* STFU!
Hidan: *no, Pein doesn't want to know* Sure, sure. *puts his empty bottle away before sighing* Go have fun with your fucking wife to be, then. *makes a face EW WOMEN* I'm going back to my fucking room.
Pein: *flails a little* Fine.
Hidan: Let's prank someone else next time. *turns and goes back to his room to be alone D:*
Pein: Okay. *grins, not that Hidan is looking* *grabs another one of his organic juices from the fridge and heads to his own room*
Hidan: *...is kind of grinning too* See you 'round.