To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize

[ecconcentrical]

I have a headache that just won't seem to go away. Fucking tried everything, too.

Headache aside, I've been busy working with some contractors over the past week to build a new house for the Akatsuki. It seems our current living arrangements just aren't working out well. The new house will look something like this:

Comments

[whirlpoolswirl]

"Fucking love this song", huh? Ha.

[ecconcentrical]

What? I fucking do.

[whirlpoolswirl]

I can't take you seriously anymore if you love it that much. I'm imagining you playing it on a black violin, singing along to it covered in costume blood for dramatic effect and everyone else in Akatsuki throwing things at you to get you to shut up.

But if it makes you feel any better, you'll always be the thorn in my side, Pein.

[ecconcentrical]

I don't love it as much as you fucking imagine. I just think it's fucking amusing.

Color me fucking honored.

[bananas_an]

Chamomile and peppermint tea with maybe some willow bark might help.

I thought I read somewhere that you guys just moved. No wonder you're stressed.

[ecconcentrical]

What part of I've fucking tried everything didn't you get?

Yeah, you did. Two weeks ago.

[bananas_an]

Hmmm, I got it. But people make posts like that wanting to know if there's something they might not have tried.

Sounds like you need a vacation.

[ecconcentrical]

If I fucking wanted advice, I'd have asked for it.

Leaders don't get fucking vacations.

[katsuart]

...Hn.

[ecconcentrical]

Problem?

[katsuart]

Tobi isn't going to be here all that often, hn.

[ecconcentrical]

Maybe the new house will entice him back.

[isuzukuretsuki]

New house? Sounds exciting.

I enjoy how many times you said the word "fuck" in this entry.

[ecconcentrical]

I think it is.

How many times was it? I didn't keep track.

[isuzukuretsuki]

I think so too. It looks like that will be a pretty sweet setup.

You're gonna make me count? Well...counting the tags...fourteen.

[ecconcentrical]

That's not that many.

[origamikunoichi]

Again?

And what should we use the spare room for?

Meeting? What for?

[ecconcentrical]

Yes, again. Promise this will be the last time.

We'll find a use for it eventually. If nothing else, I can use it as an office.

I don't even know.

[origamikunoichi]

Alright. At least there isn't much to pack, thanks to Deidara.

Office? For what?

Then why call it?

[ecconcentrical]

Yeah, we haven't replaced most of what was lost last time.

I don't know, doing boring things in. I shouldn't spend so much time lounging about in bed even if I am being productive while doing so.

It wasn't my idea to call it.