1st Decree: I AM KING.

[echizen_of_law]

And I am your new neighbor.

Ace Attorney Echizen Ryoga, at your service.

Welcome me~!

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[saek_si]

Welcome to the complex~Your Majesty.

So what are you king of?

[echizen_of_law]

Should I be worried that you would call me that every time I see you?

A kingdom that no one but the coolest people can enter ;D

And oranges.

I am practically the god of oranges.

[saek_si]

Why should I give up such a delicious nickname?

I should I'm cool enough.

Should I tack on 'your holiness' as well to your list of titles?

[echizen_of_law]

You can name me whatever you like, as long as it doesn't disrupt the cycle of my masculinity and possibly be the death of my poor eels, my frog, and grumpy, old father :O

Well, it's possibly because I don't know you well enough ;D Is it really customary in this place to welcome their guests without even a mention of a name? :|

[yanaknowsbest]

Welcome.

[echizen_of_law]

The shortest word is always the best, eh? ;)

[yanaknowsbest]

Not always, but it doesn't hurt to greet the neighbors. And when you're almost a complete stranger, simple is best at first.

[echizen_of_law]

True... But do you always greet them without telling your name? Kinda cruel, isn't it?

[twin_vision]

King of who, exactly.

[echizen_of_law]

I think what should be appropriate, or am I missing something here :O?

[twin_vision]

Either would probably work. Guess it would depend on semantics.

[echizen_of_law]

Indeed. But I prefer the what. I like the feeling of ruling things, because they obey without question.

[burnedoutsun]

Christ on a cracker.

[echizen_of_law]

And what should I call you by, dearest? Buddah with a cookie? ;D

[burnedoutsun]

That was a curse, not a title. Such as "Fuck", "Damn", "Shit", or "God damn motherfucking Christ", or any other word you can think of to express disbelief and dismay at finding out one of the most annoying beings in the known universe has come to roost in the same apartment complex.

I am salting the doorways and finding a shinto priest to set up wards against demon and spirits of ill luck.

[echizen_of_law]

Well, that's such an interesting greeting from my dear old Chibisuke, now isn't it? Should I call father and tell him how much you love having me here and send for his baggages so he can move here as well? ;D That way we can be a happy little family again. I've seen Nanako-chan on the streets; she said she lives here too. Now isn't that exciting, Chibisuke?

You're that scared of teeny-weeny spirits? Well, good luck with those evil demons, then. They shouldn't be able to find a way to enter your domain after that ;)

[stfudane]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2392561

[echizen_of_law]

And the point of that would be...?

[stfudane]

Suspicious of links, dane?

I asked you whether you got to do that often.

[echizen_of_law]

More than you would in your entire life, I suppose.