You definitely know that you need to go get some coffee when you swear that your e-mail program just read "You have 200 undead messages" Then that made me think of odd situations ( Read more... )

I havn't put anything in this for quite a while... cause nothing really seems to change frequently with me, and then when it does its a BUNCH of shit all at the same time. I guess first and foremost on the list is that me and Jessie broke it off. I understand that some people saw this coming, and that makes sense because its probably been ( Read more... )

well i'm sitting here stewing in my parents house in Royal city. i'm not stewing because i'm at my parents house, because I could leave if I wanted to. No, i'm stewing because i'm dumb ( Read more... )

Does anyone have a blank spot for certain words in their vocabulary? Like... a word or words that you can almost never remember? For me, that word is "Ultimatum"... for the life of me I can NEVER remember that word! I'll sit here wracking my brain for the word that means "a threat or final demand or else *this* will happen" and i'll sit ( Read more... )

Well i've decided i'm going to try to do a webcomic. The people I hang out with are so entirely random, and such strange stuff happens to me on a daily basis i'm going to transcribe it in comic form ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't frequent fark.com, check out this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&search=oozinatorRead more... )

Usually working at this internet provider isn't a big deal. but every once in a while I get a TOTAL FUCKING MORON! like the person i'm talking to right now. I'm trying ot give her simple instruction on how to set up her internet connection. tell her to click on the icon with the right mouse button, then click properties with the left mouse ( Read more... )

I'm answering these, but I'm not obeying the "yes or no" part, i'm going to explain some of the things. :P ( Read more... )

havn't updated since right after new years eve (because nothing as eventful as that has happened recently) Well, we've had a few sad things happen. Our orange cat, Carrot, ran off on january 18th, and we still havn't found her. We got two new cats now: Luna, the siamese looking grey tabby who's really friendly, but still a little skiddish, and ( Read more... )

Haha, well our new years eve started out great. we went to our friend ambers house and watched anime with debbie and amber for somewhere around 10 hours. :P so around 10:30 me and Jess head back to the lakehouse to ring in the new year. midnight came around, and we went outside to throw some pop-rocks. then we decided to try and light off a ( Read more... )