Introducing Guillermo's sister, MARIA VASQUEZ!
Myouri: Hooking him up with anyone is bound to end up funny.
Myouri: We should go on a triple date or something. Except I don't have a date.
Guillermo: I'll be your date. :x
Myouri: Awesome.
Guillermo: Just...don't tell Her! D:
Myouri: Yeah yeah. Now we need to get his date.
Guillermo: She's somewhere around town. She came to Japan to visit for awhile.
Guillermo: Truthfully, she hates me so I've only been spending a little bit of time with her. :x
Myouri: Well maybe she'll lighten up on a date?
Guillermo: Yeah! She seems to believe everything is funner as a date anyway.
Guillermo: Hold on~. *calls her*
Guillermo: Hello! Yep, it's me. :x D-don't try to hit me through the phone, that doesn't work.... um, so, my friend Winchester is here, and my other friend Myouri is here, and we're all going to go on a double-date but Winchester needs a date, so...I was wondering...
Winchester: .......she speaks English, right.
Guillermo: Yes, yes! Don't worry. ^^; *at winchester*
Myouri: Is that Spanish?
Guillermo: Yes, that was his voice. Isn't he cute? Isn't he? You'll love him. Yeah, meet us at the smoothie place. :D
Guillermo: She hung up. I think that means she's coming? :x And yes, it was Spanish.
Myouri: I'm sure she's charming. So what are we going to do on a date....?
Winchester: ...it's like Guillermo can speak alien...D:<
Guillermo: Hmm, not sure, what do you think would be a good idea? :x
Guillermo: You seem to be clever about these kinds of things. ^^;
Kaito: :D I will not make a sound during the date. I promise.
Myouri: I dunno, a movie isn't really a good date.
Kaito: I do not want to be annoying. :D
Guillermo: Agreed. So...where then?
Myouri: Thank you. :3
Maria: A dance.
Myouri: Hmm..---a dance?
Guillermo: Oh!
Guillermo: This is Maria, my sister! :D
Guillermo: She's actually my older sister...she's the same age as you, Winchester!
Maria: This is him, huh? This is the guy? *looks him up and down* Well, not exactly the most fashionable thing I've ever seen, but, meh. *shrugs*
Guillermo: He has a dark soul, like you asked for. :\
Myouri: How old are you, Guillermo?
Guillermo: I'm 22. :D
Myouri: Awesome.
Myouri: Where's the dance?
Maria: Japan isn't exactly the best place for dances, considering the whole country is so freakin' shy....but...I think I found an okay place.
Maria: I'm Maria, by the way. Who are you? *at myouri*
Myouri: I'm Myouri!
(myouri can speak english I assume. I'm just saying they're all speaking english because JAPANESE IS KIND OF WEIRD WHEN NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE JAPANESE except myouri's halfness)
(uh yeah)
(let's go with that)
Maria: Oh, you must be the one that Memo talks about so much these days.
Guillermo: Er, no! ///
Guillermo: That's...not her!
Maria: Oh. Whatever. How many women are you hanging out with, little bro? Are you suddenly a player? ^^
Guillermo: Noooo. D:
Maria: I hope he hasn't been too retarded to you. Sorry he's so uninteresting. He only cares about all that artsy-fartsy stuff. He's super unathletic too.
Myouri: He's totally whipped by her though.
Myouri: It's kinda cute.
Maria: Oh my god, are you serious?
Myouri: Totally serious~<3
Maria: I can imagine. I hear he's writing a book about her.
Myouri: Yeah, he is.
Guillermo: How about we not dedicate this to making-fun-of-Guillermo time!
Myouri: Sorry.
Myouri: If it makes you feel better, I've never had a date before.
Guillermo: What? Really? Never?
Maria: You're not missing much. Most guys are idiots. But, well, you might be missing a LITTLE bit, for when those real nice guys show up once in awhile.
Myouri: I'm sure they're rare.
Maria: Don't expect much outta Memo here, though, okay?
Myouri: Yes, really.
Myouri: Okay!
Myouri: I like your sister.
Guillermo: I'm glad. ^^;
Maria: Me and him don't get along too well. We'll try not to kill each other.
Guillermo: I don't ever want to kill you....you're the only one who's hostile...D:
Myouri: Don't worry, I like you just the same, Guillermo, despite kicking me out of your house. :/
Maria: He did what? What the fuck.
Myouri: Apartment.
Myouri: Thing.
Winchester: ....*all quiet cuz he doesn't know how to talk to a date d'awww*
Maria: *is probably the complete opposite of him and talks at like a zillion mph* What the hell is up with that? Why would he do that? Is my brother really that much of a jerk? Seriously.
Myouri: He's a good guy, his book woman hates me.
Maria: I see.
Myouri: She told him not to talk to me anymore or something.
Maria: Wow, sounds like a jealous bitch.
Myouri: Totally.
Maria: So where we off to then? That club okay? You don't mind going to one of those, right Myouri?
Myouri: Of course not.
Winchester: ....a club....*SUPER AWKWARD*
Myouri: Let's go~ I'm excited.
Maria: Me too. I love dancing.
Myouri: Hell yeah.
*OFF THEY GO*
*and of course, since it's a club, it's super loud and stuff*
Maria: Just my kinda atmosphere.
Winchester: ....D:< *not his kinda atmosphere*
Myouri: Guillermo, can you buy me drinks!? *over the music. lol underage*
Guillermo: ...uh...well..I mean, I can, but...you're a year too young here!
Myouri: That's true!
Maria: Oh my god what the hell.
Maria: In Argentina you can drink at 18.
Myouri: That's pretty awesome.
Myouri: I can drink on Mars!
Maria: Good! Then you should be able to drink here. Memo, go.
Guillermo: ...um...well, okay I guess. But don't tattle on me or something. :x
Guillermo: *buys her drinks*
Myouri: ...tattle? To who?!
Myouri: *gives one to maria*
Guillermo: ...I don't know. :D;
Maria: Thanks!
Maria: Hey, you want one too?
Winchester: I'm okay. D:<
Myouri: Thanks Guillermo~ *hugs him*
Myouri: You should have a drink, Winchester. It'll calm your nerves.
Maria: Yeah really. Look Winchester, if you're not gonna entertain me I'm gonna have to forcefully entertain you.
Maria: *shoves a big glass of WHISKEY into his hands*
Winchester: ....what! But...er...I guess I can. D:<
Maria: Why are the men here such pansies? :\
Winchester: I'm not a pansy. D:< *CHUGS IT*
Maria: There we go.
Myouri: ....has he ever had anything? *at guillermo*
Guillermo: He doesn't drink much, but he does drink sometimes.
Myouri: This could end up getting kinda....y'know, bad. I don't want to hold his head over the toilet all night.
Maria: Oh, Myouri, just wait 'til you see. Memo gets drunk SO fast.
Guillermo: I know, I know! D: ///
Myouri: Aww really? Are you a lightweight? How cute.
Maria: Well we don't have to drink anymore after this round.
Guillermo: Yeah...I'm already feeling a little...dizzy.
Guillermo: Hahaha. ^^; ///
Myouri: .... here drink some more. *curious*
Guillermo: ...um...thank you. *drinks more* ////
Myouri: Is he a cute drunk?
Maria: You can't ask me that, I can't stand the kid.
Guillermo: :D;
Maria: But he's already drunk so I don't know what more there is to it. He just gets more...flustered, I dunno.
Myouri: So sad. How's Winchester?
Guillermo: When Winchester gets drunk, he's..! ////
Winchester: I'm what? D:<
Guillermo: It's like....! //
Guillermo: It's like he's.......ahh....
Guillermo: .....////
Winchester: ...I have no idea what the hell you're trying to say!
Myouri: Me neither.
Maria: Come on Winchester. Let's dance. *pulls him out to the dance floor*
Winchester: I don't dance! D:<
Maria: You're gonna.
Maria: Otherwise--*whispers in his ear something*
Myouri: Guillermo, wanna dance?
Winchester: ......
Winchester: *dances. horribly. but dances nonetheless.*
Guillermo: Dance..? Oh. Yes. Dancing ^^ ////
Myouri: *DANCES with guillermo? I guess XD*
Guillermo: *dances. it seems like he could possibly be good but he's kind of tipsy* Haha, sorry! I'm not the best dancer in the world..:x It seems like the women are in control here. ///
Maria: Isn't that how it always is with you?
Myouri: Hey don't fall over---*snickers*
Guillermo: W..what's that supposed to mean..D: ///
Myouri: You know what it meanss
Maria: Winchester, stop slouching. *smacks him lightly*
Winchester: *stops slouching!*
Maria: I've trained him. Oh good.
Myouri: Aww they are so cute
Myouri: If you feel like you're going to fall, sit down. *at guillermo*
Maria: Cute is not what I'm looking for. :\ Come on Winchester, dance.
Winchester: ....I can't! D:<
Maria: I think you can. You seem to have rhythm enough. Can you salsa?
Winchester: No! DX<
Maria: Are you a musician?
Winchester: Shut up! D:<
Myouri: I really like your sister.
Guillermo: Do you..? ^^ Haha...well, she's nice I guess...///
Myouri: *dancing close to him because of packedness. lol clubs*
Guillermo: ....*starting to dance a bit better now that he's been doing it for awhile* This wasn't too bad of an idea...it isn't exactly the kind of thing I'm accustomed to, but I guess it's better than seeing a movie and not speaking to one another, y'know? ///
Winchester: This is way too embarrassing. I hate dancing. Can I stop now? D:<
Maria: My threat still stands.
Winchester: Do you threaten every guy you date?!
Maria: Uh, only the stubborn ones like you.
Myouri: Yeah, way better. Besides it's some excercise.
*SLOW SONG TIME!!*
Winchester: No! I'm sitting down now!
Maria: I know you know how to waltz. I can tell you know how.
Myouri: Do you know how to dance, Guillermo?
Winchester: I know how but it's not like I want to! D:<
Maria: You actually took the time to learn? Wow, how dreamy.
Winchester: You say it so sarcastically! >>
Winchester: And yeah I know how but like I said I don't like it! D:<
Myouri: Those two fight a lot.
Guillermo: Yeah, haha....I think they're enjoying themselves though. I think they're the types of people who enjoy arguing during a date. As strange as it is. ///
Guillermo: Oh, and to answer your question.....well, I don't know if I'm any good, but I know some basic steps. Let's see what we can do. /// *slow dances with her*
Myouri: Yeah seems that way...*slow dances with him~ aww*
Maria: Yeah, okay. *forces him to waltz. with her magical maria powers.*
Myouri: What do you think she's threatening him with?
Guillermo: So how have you been surviving, not being able to stay with me..? And then Winchester isn't exactly welcoming you with open arms either...
Guillermo: No idea.
Myouri: I figure I'll go back to Mars soon, maybe.
Myouri: But I'm doing fine.
Guillermo: Aww! I forgot you actually have to go back...:(
Guillermo: That's...sad, really.
Guillermo: I think I'll miss you a bit. You're fun to hang around with. ^^;
Myouri: Well yeah, it's expensive to live in a hotel while I'm here. I mean, I can accomplish work here just as easily on Mars, but I have a house there and stuff. :] And thanks, I'll miss you too, I'll visit for sure~.
Guillermo: Is Mars a fun place..? I was actually considering traveling there at some point....y'know, just for the sake of knowing the background area of my biography subject..
Myouri: It's...Mars. It's not really fun, I guess.
Maria: Missed a step. *stomps on his foot*
Myouri: I'm starting to prefer Earth.
Winchester: FFFFF
Guillermo: Really? Oh, well, as a proud resident of Earth, that's good to hear! But I'm sure Mars has some good points too. ///
Guillermo: *hiccups*
Myouri: Of course it does! ^^
*and the slow dance song ends*
Maria: I got him to really dance with me. I'm so proud. :\ *punches winchester*
Myouri: That was fun!
Winchester: Ow. D:<
Myouri: ---are you okay Winchester?
Winchester: I'm fine. Why. D:<
Myouri: Okay then.
Myouri: *sits down at the bar, kinda tired*