( Why I Prefer to Make Fun of Grey's Anatomy than Watch It )

My cousin got married last night, and she certainly set the bar for the rest of our marital celebrations (including the dresses; she looked amazing). My mother got choked up because the woman who was now the bride was once the flower girl in her wedding. That was 20 years ago. I'm not sure why that has me so dumbfounded, but it might have ( Read more... )

Dear Justin Timberlake ( Read more... )

I never thought I would be so happy for classes to start. I also can't wait for it to get cold; my strategy for emotional self-regulation is walking, which is near impossible in the unfathomably awful humidity of The Burg. Ah, I'm so glad I'm not involved in orientation.

I bought two plastic snakes for my venture to see Snakes on a Plane. The night I went to see it, I sneaked up behind my mother and tossed one of them on her. This has evolved over the past week into The Great Snake War, wherein the snakes have been hidden in clothing, hurdled into showers, stuffed into bed sheets and been the weapon of sneak ( Read more... )

This song has been stuck in my head ALL DAY. (The movie is fantastically mediocre.)

( Hahaha, perfect. )

I got through a good chunk of my Book of Socialist Short Stories today. I found one passage particularly touching. I'm sure it's better in the original German, but the translation is pretty great, too. ( Enjoy. )

Katharin tagged this to me a while ago, and for some reason I missed it. I decided to fill it out today as a pick-me-up.

( Name Six Of Your Life's Simple Pleasures )

Dear Team El Chupacabra (from The World Series of Pop Culture),
Please kick the asses of The Boeghy Bunch. They're really obnoxious.

Thanks! K