Oh please, god, not a post about television!

[eclaireassuch]

Who's watching Top Model tonight?  I might.  I don't know.  For several cycles now there has been no one remotely interesting or likable, least of all Tyra Banks.  Casual and sporadic watching of the daytime Tyra Banks show has turned me into a full-time Tyra hater, and I'm reaching that uncomfortable place in my reality show watching career where

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[roby_tose]

for real. i think i'm converting from being the occasional (ok, fine. anna got me hooked last year and now i rarely miss an episode) top model watcher to a full on project runway fan. this season blows, just like last season and the season before that. i hear you on the jade count, what a worthless hoebag. and i just love how anytime there's a girl on that show that's over 22, all the other girls don't know what to say when they trash talk her so they're just like, "yeah, that old bitch." and jade is what, 25? if i had to, i'd place all my money on that african chick. i like her and so does the panel.
ps: you, me, and twiggy need to go shopping for velvet suits.

[eclaireassuch]

I also think Joanie might have a chance of being the dark horse winner. They've sort of been hinting that the only thing holding her back is her snaggletooth, and after she gets her ugly veneers that will make her look like hilary duff next week, she might be a shoe-in. At least she's a little bit funny. . . I am so tired of the Nnenna and her abusive / wimpy boyfriend storyline.

[roby_tose]

yeah, i don't think much of the snaggle-toothed girl. they actually cut the prettiest one last week. i forgot her name, the one with the long, dark hair. but don't you think that one chick looks like a much skinnier scarlette johanson? she even talks like her, too. you know which one i'm talking about?

[eclaireassuch]

yeah, but i hate people who get cute exciting haircauts and whiiiiine about what people are going to say about them back home. Remember when that girl was all "my boyfriend works for republicans and now he won't take me to the christmas party because i finally have interesting hair. waaaaaaaa." etc. but yeah, totally skinny 6 ft tall scarlett.

I HATE TYRA BANKS!