Chinese

[eclectic_charm]

I'm not sure how many of you enjoy Chinese food - those of you not of Chinese decent, I mean

Comments

[sangoire_stains]

I think you should have asked for another, you got ripped off in the fortune department - though I'd bet they were good for a laugh.

-Blaise

[eclectic_charm]

I believe I managed hold off the laughter for all of five seconds before I couldn't help myself any longer.

I didn't want to know what the third fortune cookie might have said.

-Gabriel

[sangoire_stains]

I wonder what they do to those poor Fortune Cookie Makers when the Chinese government finds out that they are smuggling out messages in the fortune cookies...

-Blaise

[eclectic_charm]

Probably something utterly horrible.

Care to speculate?

-Gabriel

[shesdrunkonego]

Ha ha ha.

-- Tracey

[nott_expected]

I once received one that read, 'It's not the MSG you need to worry about.'

I haven't touched Chinese since - which is a pity, really, as I do miss it.

Nott

[eclectic_charm]

You might try asking the House Elves to make it for you, as I doubt they'd serve you MSG-ish food.

-Gabriel

[nott_expected]

Gabriel, you're brilliant.

Theodore

[eclectic_charm]

I know.

-Gabriel

[cunninglikeloki]

You have finally succeeded where I have not. You have actually found two fortunes that do not need the added 'in bed' to make them amusing.

Malcolm

[eclectic_charm]

Indeed.