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[eclectic_charm]

Well. Having been called a nut - and having it inferred that I am a nut (knut - haha, Theodore), I thought it might be best to post something slightly nutty. However. I have run out of things to say and I believe that it's rather sad I am writing in this instead of doing something constructive like shagging my boyfriend - bloody fucking NEWTs like

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[nott_expected]

When is Keary not fetching? And if you'd like an excuse (such as being drunk), I'm game.

Theodore

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[eclectic_charm]

You raise a very, very good point my friend. You truly do. And how lovely. Perhaps I can nip some of Blaise's special brew from him - you know, that lovely stuff that doesn't leave you with a pounding head in the morning?

-Gabriel

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[nott_expected]

Perhaps. That would be quite nice, actually. I'll meet you in the common room, with salt and limes?

Theodore

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[eclectic_charm]

Deal.

-Gabriel

[padmavarne]

I haven't seen Summerby anywhere - and certainly not in green bikinis. But I have seen his girlfriend skulking. As much as Catherine Miles can skulk.

- Padma

[eclectic_charm]

Green bikinis? What ever are you talking about, dearest Padma? Is there something about Mr. Summerby that I should know?

-Gabriel

[padmavarne]

Apparently not. He doesn't like green bikinis.

- Padma

[eclectic_charm]

Tragic?

-Gabriel

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[fiction__]

Careful Hagrid doesn't try to keep him and breed him with that great ugly dog of his.

-Quentin.

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[eclectic_charm]

...

I believe we will be skipping Hagrid.

Ugh. That is the worst thought and image I have ever had.

Thank you, Quentin.

-Gabriel

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[fiction__]

You're very welcome.

-Quentin.

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[eclectic_charm]

Quentin, you have the power to, with one little reply, curb all my sexual urges for the evening.

-Gabriel