I'm turning 29 on Sunday (jesus what?) and I'm planning on making a shitload of wacky birthday resolutions for the final year of my twenties. Some of them I may take seriously, some I will simply announce with much fanfare in a tyrannical drunken voice to a large crowd of worshippers between midnight and 3AM that day. So I'm opening the floor for ( Read more... )

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Hell fucking yeah!
My cousin Jono is sitting at the airport right now and my mom should be landing in less than 20 minutes, at which time I'll be out the door to pick them up.
Wedding is Saturday afternoon. 2:00 PM, Front Beach, Ocean Springs, MS.
BE THERE OR SATAN WILL EAT YOUR BABIES.
2567240501 for any questions.

Saturday May 26th, matrimony, 2PM, Front Beach, Ocean Springs.
If you're reading this, you probably already know you're invited.
No rain plan yet, hehe... please wish us luck ;)

sounds like two of our biggest jobs in the middle east are about to tank, the bosses are not too happy... it's all rather mysterious & coming apparently from very high up in the DoD echelons. not sure if this is fallout from the current congressional/presidential budget wranglings or just somebody irked at the corps of engineers, or my company, or ( Read more... )