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[eclecticistic]

the guy sitting next to me smells like head and shoulders.

the smell is actually kind of strong. Almost overpowering.

He just got up and walked away.

I think he sensed my brainwaves.

*end completely pointless entry*

Comments

[kexiel]

You have an amazing psychic power! Good for use not only with smelly people, but also with crazy Jesus ladies on public buses. I am jealous.

[eclecticistic]

*uses superhuman psychic brainwaves to get self on next plane to NY*

*doesn't happen*

*mopes*

[kexiel]

Why NY?

[eclecticistic]

because that is where I'm going to live.

eventually.

I mean, hopefully I'll be able to afford it...before I'm seventy.

erk.

[dancingshoes13]

Ewwwww, Head and Shoulders....ewww....

Reminds me of a guy I went out with who smelled of detergent. All the time. NOT sexy.

[eclecticistic]

...

that is odd. But slightly better, at least, than smelling like B.O. all the time.

one of my friends smells like B.O. all the time. And wonders, all the time, why he can't get a girlfriend.

[dancingshoes13]

Ewwwwwww, B.O.... ewww....

Give him a box of shower products and shampoo for his birthday as a 'subtle' hint. Write 'USE ME' on everything in big black letters.