Parents: Allow your children to eat more dirt.

My faith in those of the female persuasion is weakening.
Not quickly, but nearly constantly.

Funny how one's life swings.

Could someone please
define for me
the word cantry?

(With the OED,
preferably?)

In case you're curious about just how fucked the world is, download "Oxy Cotton" by Lil Wyte.

And I thought the spelling was bad.

I miss my best friend. I miss speaking with him, and am tired of speaking to a piece of plastic and metal with his voice in it.

Also, I wish my boss would come to work so I could quit. That's unrelated, secondary, and unecessary here, though.

Sleep well, friends, wherever you all are.

Write movie script to be filmed by someone who knows how to use a camera.
Genre: Parody/action movie
Characters: 70's throwbacks, rednecks, and shaggy-haired trendy kids.
Plot: Entirely gratuitous.
Special Effects Gimmick: Fight scenes filmed in "mullet time"

On Work
My store manager, Bill, told me tonight that I will likely soon be training to be a server. That would mean that I would have three positions at Johnny Rockets, hopefully make for a few more hours, and likely double my pay rate on nights I work serving. That would be nice.
I am tired now.

Recipe for my Very Good Home FriesPotatoes (a ( Read more... )

I forgot my sister's birthday and I feel like a big jerk.

Happy birthday Katie! Sorry for forgetting, and congratulations on being unbelievably old.

I now live at 130 Spring St, in Albany, NY (12203, if you're interested). I have a functioning phone. (518)462-5693 I have a job. I work a lot, now. If you would like to talk to me, give me a call and leave a message if I'm not in. I do not have internet access, so waiting for me to come on AIM quite simply won't work. This is posted from a ( Read more... )

I heard leaves rustling, first. Then, there was a strange little foot-patter on the sidewalk behind me, reluctant at first, but gaining speed over the next few seconds. The breeze kept blowing, and the rain kept dripping out of the sky (as if something were shaking branches invisibly far above me). I turned, and it slowed a little, as if cowed, ( Read more... )