SONOFABITCH.

[cigspwnurmom]

Alright, fuckers.

Who hid my lance? I know she's 'round somewhere, but she's definitely not where I put 'er and damned if I wouldn't remember somethin' like that.

C'mon, you pussies. Out with it.

Yuffie, I swear t'God, if you stole it because it's "shiny", you're gonna have a world of pain comin' to ya, kid.

...@#%^.

Comments

[ninjathief]

Ehehehehehehehe.

[cigspwnurmom]

.. If y'know what's good fer'ya, you'll tell me where y'put it right fucking now.

[ninjathief]

... WELLLLL. Some heartless came. And I didn't have my shuriken. And yours was the closest thing around. So I grabbed it and chucked it at them and ran and haven't seen it since.

[cigspwnurmom]

...I WILL KILL YOU.

[gestaltcollapse]

Giving your weapon a humanistic pronoun. How amusing.

[cigspwnurmom]

Laugh it up, asshole. I'm attached t'that weapon, thank you very fucking much.

[thesavagenymph]

Really~? It's so difficult to tell~

[cigspwnurmom]

If it weren't fer th'fact that m' tryin ' to figure out why the fuck you're still alive, you'd be on the top of my hitlist, lady.

.. that n' there's a brat ninja at #1 anyway.

Yuffie, you are payin' me back for that lance in synthesis materials, or I will KILL YOU. I'll cut yer head clean off yer shoulders n' slap it on'a pike in front of th'house.