Fuzzy Peaches?
Random funnies:
Last night at the Bomber I ran into Chris and Roxie who is again visiting from Winnipeg. It turns out that she was helping Chris fill out his 'Name 4 things...' list and was somewhat saddened (or at least I'm projecting that she was becaues of my opinions) that she is only able to use 'Waterloo' in her vacation locations list! I'm still (yes, even today) puzzled by her choice of reading week vacation destination... but I suppose that's the Porter charm working its magic!
My ex was at Bomber! She ran up to me as we were leaving and I was thrown into a deep 'what the deuce' state seeing as most people that go to Bomber are UW students??!?!? Since we were on our way out, though, the 'conversation' was limited. Damn.... Of course she wrote me another after sighting email (similar to after last Friday at Rev...) but had some difficulty sending it... so I didn't get it. She somehow knew it didn't send, though, and sent a follow-up saying that the other one probably hadn't sent... Right... WHO DOES THIS?!??! Anyways, I suppose it is more weird than funny.. but I'm laughing inside, that's for damn sure.
It has come to my attention that Doug has come up with a very clever mnemonic for remembering my name. 'Dynamic language' -- He credits a law suit filed (and won?) by Bob Dylan against Apple Computers for trying to patent the name DYLAN to represent 'dynamic language'. You see... if you take the 'dy' from dynamic.. and the 'lan' from language.. you get 'Dylan'... Craziness! That really made me laugh last night as we were finishing up our campus pizza. Pepperoni that drops on the floor is still ok...... right?
Walking through Waterloo park in the wee hours of the morning is awesome. A llama was TOTALLY staring us down and was SO unconcerned about us throwing snowballs at it because it knew we didn't have the range. It was right... but if I wasn't inebriated... let me tell you, he wouuld have taken one in the chest! Next came a deer who had decided that he didn't want to sleep inside his little hut, but instead wanted to lie down and sleep in the snow... and get snowed on. He was covered with a thin layer. Cute but... crazy? Go animals! Then came those cocky geese. Still awake at that time of night? Just floating around on the water? I DON'T THINK SO! My range was good for those guys... and I scared them silly with a couple of good snowball tosses.. but didn't score any direct hits, fortunately for everyone.
Jenny tried to claim that her checkerboard tread was better than my lightning bolts.. but soon changed her tune when I said 'Are you kidding me? They're lightning bolts!' My tread is pretty worn down though, so she definitely wins for depth and safety.
School was closed. What the effing deuce?!?!? The weather is fine. $2. The roads are fine. $63. My midterm being postponed? Priceless.
Me being in a sleep deficit of 8-10 hours this week. OK.. that is definitely not funny, but I'm sure Adam will chuckle or snicker or maybe even guffaw. He is EVIL.
Jenny made some comment about 8:20am being like 4:20 but I had to disagree. There is NO WAY that 8:20 in the morning after/during field hockey indoor training is anything like the glorious time of day that is 4:20. If you don't know what the significance of 4:20 is... well... last night as I got in my car at WCRI, these crazy kids were hotboxing their car in front of me. It was hilarious! It was a bit later than 4:20 though. It was actually just after 8:20pm! Those sneaks! They were on her side!
Oooh and about the subject? Jenny mantioned something about how some girl on her team gave them fuzzy peaches... not sure how this related to the conversation about drugs we got into but.. yeah.
Last night at the Bomber I ran into Chris and Roxie who is again visiting from Winnipeg. It turns out that she was helping Chris fill out his 'Name 4 things...' list and was somewhat saddened (or at least I'm projecting that she was becaues of my opinions) that she is only able to use 'Waterloo' in her vacation locations list! I'm still (yes, even today) puzzled by her choice of reading week vacation destination... but I suppose that's the Porter charm working its magic!
My ex was at Bomber! She ran up to me as we were leaving and I was thrown into a deep 'what the deuce' state seeing as most people that go to Bomber are UW students??!?!? Since we were on our way out, though, the 'conversation' was limited. Damn.... Of course she wrote me another after sighting email (similar to after last Friday at Rev...) but had some difficulty sending it... so I didn't get it. She somehow knew it didn't send, though, and sent a follow-up saying that the other one probably hadn't sent... Right... WHO DOES THIS?!??! Anyways, I suppose it is more weird than funny.. but I'm laughing inside, that's for damn sure.
It has come to my attention that Doug has come up with a very clever mnemonic for remembering my name. 'Dynamic language' -- He credits a law suit filed (and won?) by Bob Dylan against Apple Computers for trying to patent the name DYLAN to represent 'dynamic language'. You see... if you take the 'dy' from dynamic.. and the 'lan' from language.. you get 'Dylan'... Craziness! That really made me laugh last night as we were finishing up our campus pizza. Pepperoni that drops on the floor is still ok...... right?
Walking through Waterloo park in the wee hours of the morning is awesome. A llama was TOTALLY staring us down and was SO unconcerned about us throwing snowballs at it because it knew we didn't have the range. It was right... but if I wasn't inebriated... let me tell you, he wouuld have taken one in the chest! Next came a deer who had decided that he didn't want to sleep inside his little hut, but instead wanted to lie down and sleep in the snow... and get snowed on. He was covered with a thin layer. Cute but... crazy? Go animals! Then came those cocky geese. Still awake at that time of night? Just floating around on the water? I DON'T THINK SO! My range was good for those guys... and I scared them silly with a couple of good snowball tosses.. but didn't score any direct hits, fortunately for everyone.
Jenny tried to claim that her checkerboard tread was better than my lightning bolts.. but soon changed her tune when I said 'Are you kidding me? They're lightning bolts!' My tread is pretty worn down though, so she definitely wins for depth and safety.
School was closed. What the effing deuce?!?!? The weather is fine. $2. The roads are fine. $63. My midterm being postponed? Priceless.
Me being in a sleep deficit of 8-10 hours this week. OK.. that is definitely not funny, but I'm sure Adam will chuckle or snicker or maybe even guffaw. He is EVIL.
Jenny made some comment about 8:20am being like 4:20 but I had to disagree. There is NO WAY that 8:20 in the morning after/during field hockey indoor training is anything like the glorious time of day that is 4:20. If you don't know what the significance of 4:20 is... well... last night as I got in my car at WCRI, these crazy kids were hotboxing their car in front of me. It was hilarious! It was a bit later than 4:20 though. It was actually just after 8:20pm! Those sneaks! They were on her side!
Oooh and about the subject? Jenny mantioned something about how some girl on her team gave them fuzzy peaches... not sure how this related to the conversation about drugs we got into but.. yeah.