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26th Frontier [text // common] Locked to Ratchet - 70% Unhackable

Mar 28, 2010 14:50

Ratchet,

We've not had the pleasure of exchanging communication before, but we have a mutual acquaintance who has requested my assistance in replacing some information you lost. Do feel free to ask any questions if something is not clear in the attached documents.

Kindest regards,
Phoenix

[Congratulations, Ratchet. Your inbox is now full of porn ( Read more... )

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medicalofficer March 28 2010, 20:12:18 UTC

[Ratchet had expected Ironhide to just find him a new book - So this certainly is a surprise.

He is, however, grateful for this new comprehensive collection of information, and begins scanning it immediately. It was far different than the dry, medical texts he had been reading previously, which while useful, raised a lot of questions.]

The information is greatly appreciated, Phoenix.

Would I be correct in surmising this is based on personal knowledge and experience?

ecopiracy March 28 2010, 20:19:02 UTC

[A very different response than how Ironhide would have reacted.]

You're quite welcome.

And some of it, yes, but not all of it. However, I prefer not to specify exactly which parts are mine. I'm sure you understand.

medicalofficer March 28 2010, 20:27:23 UTC

From my own experience, I have witnessed that humans are easily embarrassed or ashamed of their own mating habits. It would seem that they are considered inappropriate topics for conversation, on the whole - So I am thankful that you could compile this data for me in the first place.

Though, I do have to say - I am quite curious about this particular section... In which the male [censored] in the [censored] - I would not have thought that would be comfortable. Is that a common practice?

ecopiracy March 28 2010, 20:43:07 UTC

In general, sex is a very private matter. It is a very intimate act, physically, emotionally, and mentally. As such, it is usually preferred if that intimacy is kept between the people who shared it. So no, it isn't considered polite to discuss the experience with others. As for the shame and embarrassment... Few people want to share such a personal thing with anyone but their partner. The intimacy, after all, was meant for them, not for a general audience.

However, since we are speaking in the abstract and purely for the sake of knowledge, I have no qualms about sharing basic information. The text-based format helps as well.

[At Ratchet's question, Phoenix smiles with amusement.]

Oh yes, it's quite common - and it's only uncomfortable if you're doing it wrong. You see, you need to make sure you [censored] against the [censored] or else you'll end up [censored censored censored.]

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sandpaperbreath March 28 2010, 20:49:34 UTC

[Dear Mar, you WERE A whore back home.]

You officially have too much damn time on your hands.

ecopiracy March 28 2010, 20:55:10 UTC

[Whoever said he did all of that? He could be making it up! Or relaying secondhand stories! He is, actually, but good luck getting him to admit which parts are actually his~]

And you do not? I'm not the one hacking other people's personal transmissions. All I am doing is assisting in a friend's request.

[And now he knows that Torn has the ability to hack into his transmissions.]

sandpaperbreath March 28 2010, 21:00:03 UTC

Hey, that's normal. What isn' normal is sittin' around all day writin' up porn.

Is this text or audio? ecopiracy March 28 2010, 21:05:12 UTC

I'm merely sharing information on an aspect of organic species that the recipient of this information is not familiar with.

But I do have to wonder why you were reading my "porn." Did you enjoy it, Torn?

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farfairersoul March 30 2010, 17:30:18 UTC

...Well, some of that is certainly familiar.

[LOL PHOENIX WHAT ARE YOU DOING BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS.]

ecopiracy March 30 2010, 21:56:48 UTC

[He's not surprised Razer can hack his post. Razer did teach him, after all.

He clears his throat. Still, this is slightly awkward.]

Yes, well. I was trying to be comprehensive and some of your techniques were... unique in my experience. I hope you do not mind.

farfairersoul March 31 2010, 02:08:42 UTC

Oh, certainly not. It's almost flattering, really.

[But only almost, 'cause he knows he's good at this. Lots of practice.]

ecopiracy March 31 2010, 02:33:13 UTC

Ah. Good.

[And now he's going to let the conversation drop, because while he can be impersonal with Ratchet, that isn't so easy when it's Razer he's talking with.]