Open letter to Rockstar Games

[ectohitch]

Dear Rockstar Games:

Please stop with the weird-ass grenade control scheme. There is no other game I can think of that actually allows me to HOLD A LIVE FUCKING GRENADE LONG ENOUGH TO BLOW MYSELF UP. This is just fucking stupid. I aim, I press the trigger, a thing goes red, and I die. The fuck?

Comments

[bastardchimp]

See, if they knew ANYTHING about love grenades they'd know that you can, pretty much, hold one for as long as your little hand can grasp it just so long as you don't let go of that little handle thingee.

Stupid rock stars.

No offense.

[bastardchimp]

HEH! I just realized that I typed "LOVE GRENADE" when I, obviously, meant "LIVE GRENADE".

Two words: Album title.

Think about it, man: Paul Tebachnek released his latest album, LOVE GRENADE, to a flurry of fanfare etc. etc. etc.

[bastardchimp]

AND, I spelled your NAME WRONG!

Damned BOOZE!