I just booked my first Expedia round-trip FROM New York TO Pittsburgh.

...Well, I thought that was cool.

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You Can Do This with Almost Any Song

Black kid #1, about "Benny and the Jets" on radio: Yo, Benny and the Jets, nigga!
Black kid #2, singing in tune: Benny and my balls!

--A train

via Overheard in New York, Jan 25, 2008 ( Read more... )

So, I'm in my hotel room now. I arrived at JFK about an hour ago, got my luggage without a snag, and found the guy with my name on a card (Paul Cabachneck -- I'll take it ( Read more... )

As they occur to me, I'm going to start posting memories about my musical past, in the hopes that something cohesive happens ( Read more... )

...did anyone download Merry Fucking Christmas while it was on mp3.com? I can't find it anywhere, and someone's asking for it.

Has anyone seen the new Zoom-Zoom-Zoom ad that essentially rips off the trick of people-coming-out-of-a-person trick from the Feint video that Apple uses for their video nano iPod?

Seriously. A derivative of a by-product of a promotional tool.

Ad people suck.

Since being on my own, I've never handed out candy on Halloween. No one trick-or-treats in North Oakland (I had candy on hand the first year I was there), and no kid knew to ring the doorbell to get me down from the 3rd floor on Carson St., so there was never any need ( Read more... )

I now have in my possession the entire series of Misfits of Science.

That's right.

This guy!

I am sick in bed watching Remington Steele on DVD, and I just saw Emily Kuroda, aka Mrs. Kim, from 1983. CRAZY!