Hey, look at the bright side - you are a unique creature. There is something to be said for that.
I'm sorry for your frustration. Sadly when a trend in body types starts, all the fashion stores jump on it just to stay in competition. It's a ridiculous sad system. If it's any consolation I am not built for the latest male fashions either. It's all tight shirts that look fantastic on a model, not so much for me. *shrug* Anyway, yes, make friends with that lady down the street. And take to heart the notion that you could mow down an army of runway models like they were dried out sticks. That thought alone should keep you warm at night.
It's time to take it away from the hippies in their cute little camps and make it a serious social trend. I say we bring the revolution of angry naked people into offices, public parks, and daytime television! I want to hear voices raised in outrage, crying out in the night: "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE BARE, AND WE DON'T F*CKIN CARE!" I want to see naked people hesitantly storming the Capitol, interrupting Congress and making the President smile during his nightly news broadcast. It's time for skins vs. everyone!
NAKED PEOPLE UNITE!*
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On another note, I'm sorry to hear that someone as awesome and beautiful as you has so much trouble finding clothes you like. If it helps any, I've never seen you look anything less than totally kickass.
Well let me start off with agreeing that you have always looked awesome, and I would have never had noticed that you had anything on that didn't look just great on you.
In my travels with my girlfriend who has similar issues with buying clothes, we hit a FashionBug, and we saw that they had a product line specifically designed to help navigate the curves. And she was able to get some REALLY nice fitting jeans. :)
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I'm sorry for your frustration. Sadly when a trend in body types starts, all the fashion stores jump on it just to stay in competition. It's a ridiculous sad system. If it's any consolation I am not built for the latest male fashions either. It's all tight shirts that look fantastic on a model, not so much for me. *shrug* Anyway, yes, make friends with that lady down the street. And take to heart the notion that you could mow down an army of runway models like they were dried out sticks. That thought alone should keep you warm at night.
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No, wait, hear me out.
It's time to take it away from the hippies in their cute little camps and make it a serious social trend. I say we bring the revolution of angry naked people into offices, public parks, and daytime television! I want to hear voices raised in outrage, crying out in the night: "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE BARE, AND WE DON'T F*CKIN CARE!" I want to see naked people hesitantly storming the Capitol, interrupting Congress and making the President smile during his nightly news broadcast. It's time for skins vs. everyone!
NAKED PEOPLE UNITE!*
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On another note, I'm sorry to hear that someone as awesome and beautiful as you has so much trouble finding clothes you like. If it helps any, I've never seen you look anything less than totally kickass.
*Oh, what a visual.
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In my travels with my girlfriend who has similar issues with buying clothes, we hit a FashionBug, and we saw that they had a product line specifically designed to help navigate the curves. And she was able to get some REALLY nice fitting jeans. :)
http://www.fashionbug.com/pagebuilder/find_your_right_fit_plus
For all I know this is common girl lore, but just in case it's not, I hope it will help in your time of clothing distress.
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