In The Roadway

[eddie_arlette]

Comments

[hornypenny]

Welcome to London, Eddie. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Carol Moneypenny and I am the executive assistant to your new commander, Superintendent Nathanial Johnson. I am in the most fortunate "position" to be of assistance to you in any way possible, particularly my favorite, "on all fours."

[eddie_arlette]

*nods and grins at her introduction*

Pleased to meet you, Miss Moneypenny. You certainly match the voice on the...

*a surreal moment overtakes, Miss Moneypenny, wind blowing her locks in slo mo, leans in and whispers 'One of thirty-one positions I'm adept at. For each day of the month' - and wanders off; Eddie, speechless, forgets to close his mouth*

[hornypenny]

Detective Arlette, will you need my assistance in finding accomodations? Parts of London can be very pricy if you don't know where to look.

[eddie_arlette]

*remains lost in a 'did that really happen' moment, then - *

I'm - um - sharing a flat with... you know, that would be ideal.

*calls Eddie*

[fiona_bickerton]

I'm having Nigel over and I'd appreciate it if you'd lock that dog up so we can eat in peace.

Re: *calls Eddie*

[eddie_arlette]

Pete has a condition, aggravated by claustrophobia. He can't tolerate his cage. *rubs cell against jacket* What? *puts cell in jacket, grinning* I'm sorry - what was that? You're breaking - *presses 'end'*

*calls him back*

[fiona_bickerton]

*screaming in the phone* Your dog is getting locked in your bedroom! *pauses* I hate you!

Re: *calls him back*

[eddie_arlette]

While you're in there, my laundry's in the closet. Thank you. I hate you, too.