Market Madness
ATTENTION: As of early this evening/late this afternoon the bookstore in the market HAS EXPLODED due to a falling exploding acorn. One passerby was tragically impaled by a rusty metal pole that was rocketed from the shop in the fray.
NO EVIDENCE OF BODIES, OR ANYTHING ELSE is left within the smoking crater that was the shop. If anyone was there when the acorn hit, it is unknown. All nearby buildings and businesses remarkably escape unscathed, and there are no other injuries or casualties except the single bystander.
Also Prestidigitation arrives at the clothing stall to demand Bastet's attention a few moments before the explosion.
Carry on.
ALSO: By morning there will be a young apple tree sapling in the middle of the ruins of the bookstore. It's about waist high to a grown man, somehow.
NO EVIDENCE OF BODIES, OR ANYTHING ELSE is left within the smoking crater that was the shop. If anyone was there when the acorn hit, it is unknown. All nearby buildings and businesses remarkably escape unscathed, and there are no other injuries or casualties except the single bystander.
Also Prestidigitation arrives at the clothing stall to demand Bastet's attention a few moments before the explosion.
Carry on.
ALSO: By morning there will be a young apple tree sapling in the middle of the ruins of the bookstore. It's about waist high to a grown man, somehow.