Somethings just...well...words fail me...

[edgeofentropy]

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[countessa]

[urbanknight]

somehow a dead baby joke seems appropriate.

What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

merry tuesday.

:P

[eddie_offermann]

Words of wisdom from the Shiloh Glory Trailer Park.

I can see the woman who wrote that sitting in her lawn chair now, just to the side of the stack of concrete block steps leading up to the double-wide she shares with her husband Jebediah and their children Moses, Samuel, Abraham, Seth, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, David, Joshua, Ruth, Mary, Sarah, Eunice, Dorcas and Lydia.

[edgeofentropy]

the fatted calf that is her belly swollen again...

[iskender]

40. Children are like arrows which we send to places where we will never be able to go.
41. We want to fill our quiver.

[edgeofentropy]

41 just sounds kinda dirty...

[redqueenmeg]

Babies do smell nice. I can't explain it. So do new kittens.

hehe

[edgeofentropy]

but do puppies?

Re: hehe

[redqueenmeg]

Probably. I have heard it is common to most young mammals, and that like their cuteness is a survival characteristic. I just wouldn't really know about puppies since I'm allergic to them and therefore unlikely to go around sniffing them. :D

Re: hehe

[edgeofentropy]

You? Allergic? Is that possible? Has the planet gone mad? ;)