(no subject)
Ever wonder what the after flood conversation between God and Noah would be like? Neither have I, nonetheless, I have found an interpretation:
God: “I dropped by to see how’s it going.”
Noah: “I’m really mad! You killed everyone in the whole world. You’re worse than Hitler and he hasn’t even been born yet! You killed off the whole world!”
God: “What else could I do?”
Noah: “Well, have you ever heard of rehabilitation?”
God: “That’s a good idea. I could do that next time.”
Noah: “Next time! There should never have been a first time let alone a ‘next time’! You don’t you get it -do You?”
God: “Okay, I promise I’ll never destroy the world again.”
Noah: “I’m supposed to trust a mass murderer? No way!”
God: “What do I have to do here to make it right with you?"
Noah: “I don’t know that there is anything you can do.”
With that, God raised His arm in a sweep across the sky, creating a rainbow as a symbol of His promise that He would never again destroy the world.
If Noah hadn’t gotten genuinely angry at God we wouldn’t have a rainbow in the sky. So, the next time you’re angry at God, be genuinely authentic. You add color to the rainbow!
That kind of hurts my head, but it makes me chuckle too. I never thought that Noah would sound like such a woman...
I wandered off to nothingness
to escape all your love
but when I reached that cold abyss
came out a call from above
'excuse me sir'
came the voice
'have you no sense
to make that choice?'
so I turned and wandered back
to those who love me
though I may lack
My Phase is Nemesis
Which Phase of the Greek Tragic Cycle Are You?
Take More Robert & Tim Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim Cartoons
I stared off at the distant horizon and you were throwing a party. If only I were near enough to attend...
On the bright side, i had rather pleasant conversation with my favorite Rooster today:
him: so whats wrong, my little fat cobra?
me: no one has called me that in so long
h: then they truly don't know you
m: tell me, who am I?
h: first off, you're crazy
m: like you aren't?
h: I'm rich
m: what does that have to do with it?
h: that means I'm not crazy, i'm eccentric
m: fuck you
h: tempting, anyways, you're a rogue
m: in the Dungeons and Dragons sense?
h: in every sense.
m: how so?
h: do I really need to tell you?
m: don't dodge it
h: fine, you want elaboration, I'll elaborate.
h: you seperate yourself from the herd, and roam alone.
h: you're a tramp, a scoundrel, a scamp
h: you're vicious and destructive
h: and you do have a tendency to take what isn't yours
h: that's how
m: is that in reference to stealing or to alissa?
h: she still thinks about you occasionally
m: you shouldn't read that book...
h: you shouldn't do shit you've done either
m: you still got her in the end didn't you?
m: and besides, I didn't know and you know it
h: and you were brutally honest
m: I wasn't exactly proud
h: your lips could sink a thousand ships, you know that right?
m: now you're just trying to flatter me
h: seriously, it's a lady killer that tongue, makes them forget important details
m: like boyfriends/fiances?
h: precisely
m: ya don't even know
h: good
m: I really was sorry
h: it's fine
m: no it's not
h: no it's not
m: heh, so can I come to the ceremony?
h: only if I can tape your mouth shut, or you promise to behave yourself
m: I wouldn't really do it
h: I have my doubts, besides I hear you're bad news at receptions
m: burn in hell
h: post this in lj
m: no one would believe it, they'll say I just made it up
h: which is precisely why you should
m: touche
and thus it ended
God: “I dropped by to see how’s it going.”
Noah: “I’m really mad! You killed everyone in the whole world. You’re worse than Hitler and he hasn’t even been born yet! You killed off the whole world!”
God: “What else could I do?”
Noah: “Well, have you ever heard of rehabilitation?”
God: “That’s a good idea. I could do that next time.”
Noah: “Next time! There should never have been a first time let alone a ‘next time’! You don’t you get it -do You?”
God: “Okay, I promise I’ll never destroy the world again.”
Noah: “I’m supposed to trust a mass murderer? No way!”
God: “What do I have to do here to make it right with you?"
Noah: “I don’t know that there is anything you can do.”
With that, God raised His arm in a sweep across the sky, creating a rainbow as a symbol of His promise that He would never again destroy the world.
If Noah hadn’t gotten genuinely angry at God we wouldn’t have a rainbow in the sky. So, the next time you’re angry at God, be genuinely authentic. You add color to the rainbow!
That kind of hurts my head, but it makes me chuckle too. I never thought that Noah would sound like such a woman...
I wandered off to nothingness
to escape all your love
but when I reached that cold abyss
came out a call from above
'excuse me sir'
came the voice
'have you no sense
to make that choice?'
so I turned and wandered back
to those who love me
though I may lack
My Phase is Nemesis
Which Phase of the Greek Tragic Cycle Are You?
Take More Robert & Tim Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim Cartoons
I stared off at the distant horizon and you were throwing a party. If only I were near enough to attend...
On the bright side, i had rather pleasant conversation with my favorite Rooster today:
him: so whats wrong, my little fat cobra?
me: no one has called me that in so long
h: then they truly don't know you
m: tell me, who am I?
h: first off, you're crazy
m: like you aren't?
h: I'm rich
m: what does that have to do with it?
h: that means I'm not crazy, i'm eccentric
m: fuck you
h: tempting, anyways, you're a rogue
m: in the Dungeons and Dragons sense?
h: in every sense.
m: how so?
h: do I really need to tell you?
m: don't dodge it
h: fine, you want elaboration, I'll elaborate.
h: you seperate yourself from the herd, and roam alone.
h: you're a tramp, a scoundrel, a scamp
h: you're vicious and destructive
h: and you do have a tendency to take what isn't yours
h: that's how
m: is that in reference to stealing or to alissa?
h: she still thinks about you occasionally
m: you shouldn't read that book...
h: you shouldn't do shit you've done either
m: you still got her in the end didn't you?
m: and besides, I didn't know and you know it
h: and you were brutally honest
m: I wasn't exactly proud
h: your lips could sink a thousand ships, you know that right?
m: now you're just trying to flatter me
h: seriously, it's a lady killer that tongue, makes them forget important details
m: like boyfriends/fiances?
h: precisely
m: ya don't even know
h: good
m: I really was sorry
h: it's fine
m: no it's not
h: no it's not
m: heh, so can I come to the ceremony?
h: only if I can tape your mouth shut, or you promise to behave yourself
m: I wouldn't really do it
h: I have my doubts, besides I hear you're bad news at receptions
m: burn in hell
h: post this in lj
m: no one would believe it, they'll say I just made it up
h: which is precisely why you should
m: touche
and thus it ended