( Boooooooooooooobs )

People are strange when you're a stranger ( Read more... )

Duck, Duck, Goose would be a kickass drinking game ( Read more... )

"A strange and stupid race, the Anglo-Saxon. Beaten in a fair, stand-up fight, he seeks by political chicanery and hypocrisy to gain the ends he lost in battle, and this temperamental peculiarity he calls fair play....No country is ever ruined by a virile, intelligent, God-fearing, patriotic people like the Irish" -James Michael Curley Drew ( Read more... )

So, I want a new belt buckle...

...and you're going to help me. ( you know you want to )

( In 1990, there was an epidemic of eating disorders in the girls of Fiji )

I really don't like my job. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I'm working and producing income, and I really appreciate the person who helped me get work, but I still don't like my job. I like the people I work with, just not the job. Actually, it's not even the entire job, it's the fact that at the end of the night, I'm tired, sore, and disgustingly ( Read more... )

I need a show. I need to move, I need to groove, I need to punch someone in the face, I need something! I am dying! Damn it, Steve's right, I need to start playing again. Fuck you for being right, Bone Daddy ( Read more... )

Hey! Look everyone, it's a giant skanking penis!

Drew Malone
cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend

When I was young, my family went to the beach one day. When we were leaving, I found a dead baby sea turtle, and I cried uncontrollably about it. Upon calming down I explained the reason for my sorrow by stating, "It'll never know the ocean, It'll never know the ocean..." I didn't care that it was dead, or that it died so young, just that it died ( Read more... )