i just read my last entry, and i'd like to say i'm sorry. i really don't remember making that post, and wish i could blame it on drinking, but we all know that i quit that. and i haven't done drugs in a year or two, so who knows what happened. sorry again about the combo of emo and pretentious. at the same time i stand behind the post, just not the ( Read more... )

I have discovered that my exgirlfriends appear to become much better looking when I am done with them. Also, the improvement of looks is mostly directly proportionate to how intimate we were. At first I figured this in my head and it was the physical relationship betwixt us that made me visualize them as more improved, then I realized that they ( Read more... )

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I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cock ( Read more... )

First, the good news: Lucky Boys confusion is coming to Florida beginning of November. This makes Drew happy ( Read more... )

perhaps you'll learn something you didn't know
( And the truth shall rain down in bold )

So yeah, yesterday was Destress Day here at lovely Flagler College.
You mind telling all of us normal people what that means, ass monkey?
To put it simply, I rode a mechanical freaking bull in the middle of campus, and drank margaritas which the SGA was givin out.
So you just figured you'd rub that in our faces?Yeah, pretty much ( Read more... )

Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness ( Read more... )

How to be Emo

You started it off, break out the ammunition ( Read more... )